All I wanted was a girlfriend A girl to be my one true friend For all all my life Someone to one day maybe marry But you just use me up and spit (Spit) Me out n...

The poor are poor, because they're boring, And there's nothing you can do about - that The poor are poor, because it's God's will, And there's nothing you can d...

Let's give Ivan Milat a pat on the back And send him a big cheerio (Cheerio! ) He only kills Poms and Huns He was Australia's first son And it's time the copper...

"Hey Dad, good to hear your voice," Said the young man on the end of the line "It's been a while since we last spoke Thought we could talk about the bad old tim...