• ASL-WTFW
  • ASL
    I said, I said, I saw it coming, I saw it coming, Where did you see it! Where did you see it! I said, I said, I saw it coming, I saw it coming, Where did you s...
  • Astral Rejection
    Got our own personal infallible Secretaries to exhibit our hearts devoted to art It will take the drudgery out of writing for you and finally adjust the Creativ...
  • Beauty In The Eyes Of The Beerholder
    Don't piss down my back then tell me it is raining You just had to walk in before I kicked the table beneath my feet If I can't have any friends I thought why ...
  • Brief Interviews With Hideous Men
    All your marsupial annotations, That you carry around, may ring Through their ears, But to us make no sound We never asked you to squat, On our intricacies of e...
  • But The Nuns Are Watching
    Look! He drank straight from the faucet Holy shit he's fucking lost it We only enjoy fine sparkling water Fed something adhesive to your daughter (x2) Called m...
  • CACAFUEGO, Nuestra Señora De La Concepción!
    I'll pay you To make me a treasure map Of a cave, inside another cave, Where I promise to behave I'll pay you To make me a treasure map Of a cave, inside anothe...
  • Crank Dat Cavalry Boy
    YOOOOOOOOO! Hey it's your cavalry kids, and we got a new song that yall call the soulja boy And by the way, I got me some new BATHING APES! [Chorus] Soulja Bo...
  • Crank That
    Yooooooooo! Hey it's your cavalry kids, And we got a new song that y'all call the soulja boy And by the way, I got me some new bathing apes! [Chorus] Soulja b...
  • Developer, The Horn
    Hail to the no hand touch sensor Bow to the formula that we were Salient trait flaunt Way to nonchalant Name dropper tried shrewdness as falsified, Rudimentar...
  • Erectangles
    I don't associate Myself with egotistical people, That's why I don't talk to myself Diabolical heat waves Of ingenuity singe the back of our Crouching necks, h...
  • Excite Dyke
    Downwards, Encompassing, Apocrypha, Ceilings Stealing the sustenance from my Feelings Downwards, Encompassing, Apocrypha, Ceilings Stealing the sustenance from ...
  • Four Years Foreplay
    There's a thing or two about high school that you need to know We wish we had known this when we were freshmen Watch out for freshmen Friday The most dangerous...
  • HxC 2-step
    This sounds like the reaction your girlfriend, Makes when you just told her, That you have an STD in bed! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE BITCH! "What?" Girl you lik...
  • Infinite Suck
    The word love is nothing like the word confetti, You can't just throw it around in the air like that for fun For fun, Are you sad, now I can hardly tell If you'...
  • It Comes Naturally
    I know exactly why you're wearing that dress It's about time you chose that easy, sleazy access A hit and run, a rip and dip A mild stare, a slow sip Coronal ma...
  • Kief Catcher
    Watch your back Or I will have your girlfriend on hers Keep that nympholeptic, My typo chick is hypodermic I'm a sonic salesman Handling a brief case loaded w...
  • Laffy Taffy
    Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl) Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat la...
  • Life Hertz
    Capsules are time to me Through out appears to be A portal at my front door Honest to the dark strain Being alone is like, Wanting you so bad but Needing you so...
  • My Paralyzed Brother Taps His Foot To This Beat
    Is this potential energy going to turn kinetic or what, Vaulted and assaulted, The chamber closes shut Vaulted and assaulted Scanning strobes at shutter speeds...
  • Narcissismfof
    Dirtier then your web browser history Double-clicking clits during hyperactivity Toggle the posterior of my adroitness, Boast the most, exploit the obsess Rewi...
  • Pokemon
    I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause I will travel across the land Searching far and wide Each...
  • Ravenous, Ravenous Rhinos
    What the fuck? Are we playing? Periodic reverberations of our gaseous medium! Yes, I like sequences and repetitions But where the hell did you come from? Audito...
  • Reese's Pieces, I Don't Know Who John Cleese Is?
    Oh it's a shame that I have to tape over, Those elysian smiles I thought I'd keep forever I remember it all like it was yesterday Forget it all, Set it down, hi...
  • Sex Ed Rocks
    There comes a time in every man's life When he grows hair where it used to be bare I know you're feeling weird, but you should be happy You don't have a vagina...
  • Things That Rhyme With Orange
    I'm so iconoclastic; I'm clastic! I only want you to think I'm fantastic I'll participate in what you believe, If you give me the attention! Yeah, yeah that's t...
  • Toxic
    Baby, can't you see I'm calling A guy like you Should wear a warning It's dangerous I'm fallin' There's no escape I can't wait I need a hit Baby, give me it Yo...
  • WTFWJD
    Have you ever heard a thunder bolt voice your name? Lets all just reach our hands into the dark, And feel what reaches back! I stopped subscribing to you a long...