• Appl-You'
  • Apples
    Delilah, the dancer from Soho Was making her way down the lane Simpson from Harrow Had fruit on his barrow He sold it for love and for gain Simpson said, "Hell...
  • Blockheads
    The foot picks steps with leisured dread Receives instructions from your head It's the body song It's the body song The leg, a source of much delight Which ca...
  • Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll
    Sex and drugs and rock and roll Is all my brain and body need Sex and drugs and rock and roll Are very good indeed Keep your silly ways or throw them out the w...
  • You're More Than Fair
    You're more than fair, you've got a gorgeous bum Why don't you come to my house and meet my mum? I like your titties, they're nice and small Let me have a squee...