(Intro) Oh My God Bryan! Look at his crotch! It is so big! He looks like one of those "Drag Queen's Boyfriends" But, you know Who understands those drag queens...

You're filthy bitch I see you And I just want to take your kids away from you Ha, ha, ha Everytime they take your picture There seems to be something really wr...

Jackie Beat! So young and sweet! You know I'm getting older and I've gained some weight, too In my imagination I am just twenty-two I'm way too busy to do Jenn...

Santa's baby, is growing here inside of me now Like wow! I'm gonna be the mother of, Santa's baby He put it in me Chistmas Eve night! Santa's baby, is growing ...