Something wasn't right I barely slept all through the night And when the morning came I was lying outside in the rain The spiky nail of darkness Burrowed straig...

I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dynamite I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool...

You may be friendly looking on the outside, But I know why you only wear long sleeves And I know why you shake with the wrong hand Don't try to hide it, 'cause ...

Every once in a while there is a shooting star People say they're good luck, but even if they are There's not a star in motion that could help me now I'm in ser...

Hello there, Spencer I see you You boy boy I see you, Spencer With my eyes You're the architect of my dreams, Spencer You plan them, and build them on blue pape...

Almost every day, I am swept away From the dull, void and null by the things you say Wouldn't it be great, living in one state? State of mind, intertwined, that...

Bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my bike I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride it w...

Where'd you go when you were done? I'd like to know what you've become Your biggest fan, awake at dawn, I cry, I stand on your front lawn It's plain to see you...

I'm your only friend I'm not your only friend But I'm a little glowing friend But really I'm not actually your friend But I am Blue canary in the outlet by the...

Once upon a time in a warehouse near a Mississippi ravine There was a Theodore Roosevelt statue made of solid aquamarine I have hollowed out quite a comfy livin...

Boo-ja-ja-boo-ja Wadoo mah kang oh pah Chaba doo mah doowah Hammo chee booja jabooja Chammo hee malaka dah wah Lee doo zee booja jabooja Hammo chee karah tura...

Ok the other night, I mean like, last night, I had the most screwed up dream Ever I mean, it was like a freaking acid trip, not that I, uh, advocate, uh, drugs,...

Chu chu rocketto Nezumi o tasukerou Chu chu rocketto Neko wa kowai Chu chu rocket We gotta save the mice, baby Chu chu rocket The cat's a scary guy Chu chu rock...

What are you waiting for? Enough of this redundancy Why don't you go back to my show? No need to torture me It's just commercials Damn commercials on my plasma ...

One cold December night back in 1984 A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans At first i...

I love my brine shrimp pals They are my friends I watch them float around inside their tank But when I came back home from school today my little friends were d...

Deep deep deep deep deep in the ocean Is a water-proof wristwatch that was dropped From a boat, on a cruise, by a man full of booze But even without a wrist it ...

Once upon a time there was a school called Degrassi, And the children in attendance were all fat and sassy, S'cept for one little boy and his name was Rick Peop...

Hammer to the nail, orca to the sea Anybody there, anyone but me? Titans on the run, haunted candle shop Embrionoclast, fifty mile drop On the telephone, diali...

Travel back in time with me 200,000,000 BC What's your name, and what do you play? My name's Neil and I don't play anything What fun should we have today? Sho...

If you are not busy right now, Close your eyes and spin in your chair Everything's moving when you stop and look out It won't stay still no matter where you sta...

The king of Mars perfects his commentary skills I'm a gold plated man monkey full of dollar bills If you're happier, dial 1 now Don't be fooled by gravity, and ...

Once upon time On the Internet there was a guy A very deepy flawed man They called him Eric Bauman He was a total asshole And nobody knows why He traveled all ...

I'm gonna find another place to be I had to make a choice or two One or two choices based in chemistry I once or twice considered you I'm gonna leave you here ...

Every night, I try to go to sleep I never make it, because I always see A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes A fiberglass monkey with glowing red eyes Some...

Nature's hot burning parasite I'll be hoping for rain tonight Maybe time will extinguish me But no one knows where this time may be Spontaneous combustion of t...

I love when opportunity knocks It rocks the stripes right outta my socks I love the world and everything else The trampolines and jingling bells I'd love to sa...

My very existence makes you chew up pencils My very existence makes you cringe One would think that after so much hurt and pain An ordinary human would unhinge ...

Good morning, people of humbler times! My associates and I, we come to you from the future That's right, we come from the future and we have many stories to tel...

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Nobody's cool as we, nor quite as esoterically far out We're so far out it's creepy I don't think they'll ever get the groovy standards that we set for love, Bu...

Go to Hollywood, for the common good Go and pack your bags, like you know you should Go to California, but let me warn ya The people there often times will scor...

Gonna dig up Alec Guinness Gonna harvest Obi-Wan Gonna put his body on display with his Jedi costume on Gonna go down to the highway Gonna build myself a sign ...

In the middle of the summer when it's cold, and the Earth is made of gold 90 minutes pass and so do all the lights In the middle of the fall, you can hear them ...

Well, I thought I'd write a little song So I wrote a little song Then I tried to write some lyrics But I didn't last too long So I figured, why not sing about m...

NEIL: Hey you, sit down and listen Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin' Think you're a Flash encyclopedia? Eating breathing Macromedia Think you're cool sa...

It was a Friday I saw a movie, but it wasn't very long, So I snuck into another one Employees caught me They threw me out into the mall All in all, it was prett...

In an airplane, I was flying Just a flight attendant guy I can be clumsy, and I stumbled Out the door, into the sky Now I am falling through the air Wind and re...

With the pickle mind we kick the nipple beer Steady as we go we're flying over trout Ghetto down the high way at the speed of light All I want to feel now is th...

My kitten, my kitty cat When she's content she purrs She thinks the house is hers But you won't like her when she's angry No, you won't like her when she's angr...

I tire of your mind games I'm sick of playing Don't Wake Daddy Good sir, no more Rock, Paper, Scissors for me But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here? I c...

He's got fresh juice for one dollar He's got the pink kind if you're into that You take one sip and one more sip Pretty soon you're chugging down the whole vat ...

Hello you tiny cardboard box with matches inside Hello you wooden match Hello the light you provide You keep me warm you keep me safe You know that darkness isn...

Sand colored sky without clouds I spy Sand colored sky without clouds I spy Mold en Mono can be traced back very far Mold en Mono's the next big movie star Mold...

It's movie movie movie night, down at the theater Let's get some soda, I'd like a liter I dun-I dun-I dunno what we should see "The Osbournes Movie" or "Scooby ...

Hey Mr Wolfgang, you got fired You did nothing wrong But here you are on the sidewalk with no home It's not your fault, it's all their fault So get up, man, and...

You walk around in circles, I walk around in squares Another round of musical chairs And maybe no one really cares about the way we walk The record stores are o...

One, two, a-one, two, three, four Burger King fries on a dashboard underneath the burning hot sun Burger King fries on a dashboard underneath the burning hot s...

Outrageous Orange, Laser Lemon, and Jungle Green That's what I said Wild Watermelon, Midnight Blue, Atomic Tangerine Radical Red, Sky Blue, and Shamrock too, An...

Why, anybody can have a brain That's a very mediocre commodity Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth Or slinks through slimy seas has a brain Ba...

Hey! Mr Kenji Akita's got a brand new Top secret project that I really want to show you I think it's OK if we go and check it out Just wait until you see, you w...

Watching Dawn of the Dead while I stand on my head, ooh Think you're down in the dumps, wait till dead person jumps on you When a zombie picks you up and smashe...

On nights like this, when the sea's a bit amiss And the lights go down across the seaside village I get down, I feel had I feel on the verge of going mad And th...

Mr Port-A-Potty Man Mr Port-A-Potty Man He drag potty all around He bring potty to your town Mr Port-A-Potty Man Mr Port-A-Potty Man He wear a jumpsuit and thic...

There lived a merchant in the days of old Who is remembered for the things he sold No silly trinkets silver, bronze or gold So I'm told, so I'm told He made a ...

Is it safe to drink the rainwater? Hold your mouth below a drain on a rainy day It looks like plain water Is it safe to drink the rainwater? And if collected i...

I'm falling up They're falling down I'm standing still They're spinning around No matter what I do, they could be undoing Is there something brewing? Doesn't an...

Harry Potter spent his Summers waiting for the Fall He'd count the days, and dream each night of Hogwarts' distant call The Dursley's, Harry's relatives, were w...

Samuel and Rosella Both were 82 years old Sharing an umbrella Slowly down the street they strolled And all around the world was changing In a manner of ways ra...

Sick puppy, you're a threat to the peace Gone baddy, running from the county police Well, I hope you get well soon Why, baby, did you have to do that? Set fire...

I made you these construction paper dolls, Connected by the hands with tiny little faces, And now I'll hang them on the walls So you can see the people filling ...

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Hundreds of bloodthirsty nightmares have made you their prey You felt good and plucky, as nice as can...

Miraculous in it's own way Borrowing time from space The color scheme is familiar Maybe it's painted that way A shadow dances in your memory It happens while y...

I remember when I was just a boy Summer afternoons would fill me up with joy I'd sit right down, turn on the TV Everyday I'd giggle mischeviously I remember la...

I'm just walking along, Stuck in a song, Whistling thusly. Stereotypical life: Kids and a wife, Three of them plus me. Neil's inspiration is thin. Thin as a...

What in the hell is the matter with me when I look around? Do me a favor and lock all the doors in the house, Because now it's not right, And I'm noticing thing...

Diablo raises an eyebrow, Strawberry milkshake in hand I try my best to distract myself, But he really wants to be in the band Can he play the drums, or the cla...

I lose track of my many adversaries They catch wind of whatever I say My whole life's getting awfully precursory And maybe it's time I meandered away Because l...

When you choose your fate, don't think too much If you just can't wait, throw out your crutch Make a name for yourself, make a self for your name Take a picture...

Nobody knows my true indentity For all we know I'm John F Kennedy's Love child with Nosferatu We can't know, but still we got to Nobody knows how deep this myst...

Ten thousand plastic eyeballs Float through space Why don't you listen when you See my face It's a grim prediction, but I Told you so, and Everyone says that t...

When did my room get a ceiling? I've never seen it before That's what I get for devoting all of my time to the floor Sit down, you walking disaster Look up and...

Is this my chance, for goodness sake, To make the point I've tried to make For all my lifetime, give or take a year? And now it comes as no surprise: The world ...

All that he does is chip away Each day he sticks to his routine: Putting the pieces on Building a big machine He ran out of room inside his room And so he move...

I feel knotted up today But in a most exquisite way Like neckties or like macrame Bowlines and Zeppelin bends If you were a theremin I wouldn't know where to be...

You went out, you turned west You went numb, you felt possessed You fell down, you blacked out You woke up to stare and shout You saw there a dark void The whol...

Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got pisse...

There's a robot in my head There's a robot in my head It is screwing everything up I can't sit still, still I hear the servos whirring All night long, all nigh...

Oh, for the first time in your life you're asking me for my advice But don't you dare think you're off the hook without me taking an honest look You got nothing...

I never have a chance to say everything i want to say But that's ok I don't need to say a thing anyway Just want to take it in See the world watch it spin Learn...

So what if I'm down? Stuck in reverse I look around It could be worse What can I do? Honestly, I've got nothing to offer at all Why should I grieve? Why should ...

You don't know if it's bread or toast You can see it but it's bathed in Ambiguous Red Light At what point does bread become toast? Should you hit the lever? It'...

Lock up your children Lock up your pets as well (Your pets as well) It's time to panic, because something terrible is mad as Hell So read the papers, And read ...

I guess I'm lonely, whatever that means, But when I see you in your pre-embroidered jeans I get this feeling, like, prob'ly in my heart That most of the time, w...

Without my hands Without my nose Without my fangs Without my clothes Without my nervous system Without my brain Without my tonsils I'm not the same Without my ...

Enemy Lasagna Robust Below Wax Semiautomatic Aqua Accompany Slacks White Coffee Gymnastic Motorcycle Unibrow Existential Plastic Extra Nightly Cow Damn Jettiso...

Believe me, I find that everybody gets three wishes Despite this, life sucks and that's what makes me so suspicious The radio goes off and on, and when it's on ...

Five days in a watery cave Another song for the day that I take to the grave I gotta be the first to see the specter Everybody want to be friends with the necta...