• Balk-Youn
  • Balko's Barren Patch
    You gotta be joking it's been almost seven weeks You'd better change your hair or even change the way you speak It's not that easy to be on the pull these days ...
  • Boy In The Anorak
    She sings along to every song But always gets the lyrics wrong She smiles and sticks out her tongue Can't believe it took so long For me to even start to see A ...
  • Court Report
    Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right ...
  • Down On Marie
    She's looking beautiful, totally beautiful You know what I mean She's looking excellent, totally excellent All the girls turn green And she goes down On Marie ...
  • European Lover
    Would believe me, if I told you that I'm sorry I didn't mean to make you sad When I heard that you were leaving home to travel I didn't get chance to take it ba...
  • Hello Miss Lovely
    He wakes up, checks the clock, gonna get his hair cut He's going out tonight She calls her friends says listen but keep your mouths shut I heard he's coming out...
  • House Party At Boothy's
    Well I have got some information No I don't know your name There's a party going on at Boothy's house 1b Lyndgate Lane So tell somebody, to tell somebody To tel...
  • Just Can't Take It
    Yeah, you know I need my cigarettes, I need my cyber sex, to keep me sane I crave the things that others just regret Like drunken flirty texts and shagging in t...
  • Little Big Man
    He doesn't wanna stay in Yeah he's got to go out Cos' he's got to be part of the in crowd takes a big deep breath He sticks his chest right out Yeah he's got to...
  • Man I Hate Your Band
    Don't talk to me about money Don't talk to be about fame Don't tell be about your lyrics Coz your songs are all the same There's 11 on the guest list probably m...
  • Nigel
    He wants to live fast, die young, get drunk, He wants to tell the world "Oh world, up yours!, I wanna be last left on the shelf" Gotta do it, Gotta do it for hi...
  • Sexy In Latin
    Well our mums got talkin at the village store I was three you were four You looked lovely that's for sure Just somthin about you Together we went everywhere Yo...
  • The Agent
    You! you gotta a very big mouth, but you never really say much anyhow And you! you make my tummy turn, till I'm a little bit sick of, your stupid words And the...
  • This Girl Isn't My Girlfriend
    Well today I feel like I'm on fire She had a way to a hearts desire And I've never done anything like we did that night Well I noticed her stood at the bar I th...
  • This Must Be Love
    I didn't like you much Can't remember how we ended up Getting back in touch You made me change my hair Just to make me change it back again When fashion's in th...
  • What, What You Got?
    What, what you got, not a lot, but you're desperate for the weekend Slip into your jeans and, put your Second Coming on Quick do your hair, move your mucky unde...
  • Who Invented These Lists
    Who invented these lists? [x5] She's got to find a boyfriend, she's working on a movie Kissing at the premier they'll never see through me He's got to start to...
  • You And Me Might Be Alright You Know
    O I still like the way that you're always late When I'm picking you up and I cannot wait, It feels like were going on our very first date, And you look beautifu...
  • Young Offenders
    Oh, its all going up in ashes, Shouldn't have stole those matches, Oh, its all going off around here, Its all going up in ashes, Shouldn't have stole those mat...