I wrote a song about a fetus named Cletus who tried To run for governor before he died He lived in California but traveled worldwide It was a big huge hit! Just...

Call me Ahab, what, monomaniac Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg With my warn down crew and my man Qu...

My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff I listen to it all the time, I can't get enough I dig your first CD (your debut), And Society of People Named Elih...

I spot an active drowning victim form a mile away, I save old men in seas like Hemmingway The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for Frost, Don't get busted lik...

My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald o ya My cat's name is donald My cat's name is donald and he's not a bear My cat's name is donald My cat's name...

La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la It's 2006, the consumer's still pissed Won't take it anymore so I'm writing a list Don'...

LARS: August 4th, 1990, kicking it across the bay, When we went straight to that island On that momentous day To explore it, not ignore it, like Christopher C M...

Club promoter: Lars you're on in ten minutes You ready? MC Lars: I guess but… I still got to write some lyrics Club promoter: Alright, just remember it's crunk ...

It's off the hook home slice, like a lucky fish All I wish is that you taste this like a Swedish dish It's the L-A-R-S, H-O double-R I-S And I represent CV, and...

(Lars) Go! Books about Evanescence (are not punk rock) Guns 'n' Roses watches (are not punk rock) Hello Kitty iPod cases (are not punk rock) Rob Zombie lunchbox...

CHORUS Humphrey the Whale should have GPS, Humphrey the Whale should get GPS (DRUM SOLO) CHORUS So you're not stuck in the Sacramento Delta, Humphrey! Fresh ...

Oh snap, you know this track is fly, so get crunked up and don't ask why Post-rap, post-punk, post-Kurt Cobain, post Kool Moe Dee post-House of Pain Chuck D tol...

My friend Aileen made a time machine But was keen on keeping it shiny clean To travel back in time had always been my dream So I hatched a scheme and jacked the...

And people tried to put us down, when iTunes bumped a post-Cold War sound My generation sat the at mecca of malls, Times Square, I'm there, Viacom installs So w...

Internet relationships are not real Your heart people steal but identities conceal So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys Laptop computers can be danger...

He's a No Exit G” in the place to be, He goes to Stanford University And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge, And after twelve grade he went straight to co...

We got EAP in the house tonight, Edgar Allan Poe America's favorite anti-transcendentalist We're taking this back, way back, nineteenth century style CHORUS Wh...

CHORUS Roses are red, violets are blue My rhymes rhyme, but yours don't Hey! I'm all up in your face like a rabid chimp, I'll eat shrimp on a blimp but I ain't...

Sometimes Shakespeare's over done His constant sadness is no fun The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start The pain inside Macbeth i...

The following is an entirely fictional account Any similarities between people living or dead, is entirely coincidental Just kidding She fell from the sky on a...

Welcome to Mirrielees orientation My name's Nate, and I'll be your RA for this year Today we'll be moving into our dorms and building community So go get your k...

I met you in September of 2000, My heart skipped a beat with feelings profound and I gave you my soul and virginity I loved you so much; you were the world to m...

Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles "Marty, Marty listen to me Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked!" Meet Marty, ...

Move over Kevin Bacon, 'cause I've got a new game It's called Six Degrees of Kurt Cobain” The man was an icon of Generation X A sound between Joy Division and N...

You can take away my space ship You can take away my space suit You can even take away my space lasers But you can never, ever take away my space game I broke t...

9 o' clock class feels like five Asleep at three, so sleep deprived STAT-60 satisfies 2C, The math GER, not the one for me The Central Limit Theorem? Speak Engl...

Check this C major! Comin' straight outta stockholm, a fun boy named Lars, Survived loma prieta, mad cow, and SARS I hit you with these flows like your name wa...

One night, backstage at Irving Plaza at a Madball show Lars: Hey yo I'll Bill – will you sign this for me? I found it at Amoeba it's the Green CD Bill: No doub...

Well they hung John Brown in 1859 After his revolt did not go fine Trying to free the slaves was a noble cause, Like putting one's faith in the Wizard of Oz And...

Hello my name is fern, And i just moved out west, Why i left my home town, Is anybody's guess, Finding jobs today, In romania is tough, I been unemployed for mo...

Hey England let's kick it Verse one: Cops without guns and the NME Should I watch the BBC or should I watch the BBC? Look at these crazy coins, is this Lord o...

Bam! I'll explode, just like I were a bomb Flying over Vietnam high with my Uncle Tom Or sitting in a cabin having a sip of tea, While a parrot sings a song in ...