- Dog Don't Bitch
Lost my job but I still find money To buy my beer She comes in everyday from work and All I here, yeah Is this and that about How I'm fat With no job and we ai...
- Happy Thanksgiving From The Sunshine State
La l, la la la Lo li la, t, tra la la (Shut up grandpa and turn on the TV! Damn) Pass me the turkey and the gator tail Gobble, gobble, gobble it's hard as hell...
- I Did It, I Did It
I saw her standing there With the light shining brightly in her hair And her sweater was tight and I could see she had boobies up under there Then I was introdo...
- I Don't Remember
Hey Savannah Hi This is a song that I wrote for you Are you ready? Yeah I met you in the topless bar I don't remember We rode round in my Mustang car I don't r...
- I Hate Terrorists
From Iran and Iraq To the shores of the Black Sea Soon will be just a giant parking lot ‘'cause that's where a big park is gonna be We're getting' rid of this t...
- I'm So Lonely
I've got think of something better Of a stunt, the best one ever Or I'll be off, off of the show I don't know where, where I'll go I tried to win but here I si...
- Mark And Greg On The Open Road
Beep, Beep, Beep Honk, Honk, Honk Get out the f***ing way We got a load of… (Spoken) Assorted women trouser socks In all colours, even smoked grey Well… Honk...
- Mark And Greg's Halloween
I'm Mark And I'm Greg And this is your spook… Ey Halloween song Start the truck up, bitch And hand me a beer We're about to have some fun Snatch that coloured'...
- Mr Bass
He has run the water Now 15 years Ruling the structure And ruling the piers Beautiful and silent As he tends his mighty shore But now he's caught and Released t...
- That Hurts My Feelings
Russ and Jimmy You're balding and you stutter That hurts my feelings Your teeth look like broken tiles That hurts my feelings I'm glad you're out of the family ...