Call the number on your screen Talk to the girl of your dreams Tell her how you really feel You can't touch her, but she's real 1-900-loser 1-900-loser 1-900-l...

I saw you standing there You had big green eyes and long blonde hair Those fish net stockings i just couldn't bare When you bent over i had to stare Cause a gi...

Blue eyes and great thighs I wish i hadn't seen her I'm not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no I'l...

She came up to me at the show She made me wish i didn't go She asked me if i liked that band I said, "no, they're kinda bland" She said, "my brother's in that g...

It's in the way that you walk It's in the way that you talk It's in the way that you do all the stupid things you do It makes me wanna take a rock And wrap it u...

She's walking, talking, and she's breathing Everything you need But there's something so special Man there's something so unique They're perfect in every way Th...

Everyday i punch in, everyday i punch out I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth My boss is a jerk and i don't wanna work Stuck in a dead end jo It m...

People tell me everyday, "you better grow up and change your ways" I tell 'em that i ain't gonna listen So you can stop your moanin' and pissin' Fuck you, i'll...

Doing it for the kids Doing it for the kids Doing it for the kids Doing it for the kids Quit my job so the band could play Sit at home and watch tv all day Wai...

Take my gun out of my holster My pants drop to the ground Jump up and pull the trigger I scream with every round Got a big fat bag, in which i carry all my loot...

D U M D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be U are unimportant you mean nothing to me M is for your mother for not aborting you B is 'cause you're boring and...

See 'em on the corner showing their fat thighs See 'em in a mini-skirt I can't believe my eyes I would never pay to fuck a thing like that She ain't just ugly, ...

Fed up Fed up Fed up Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay Won't do no good Whine all the time about the crime in your neighborhood I hate my job and i wa...

I'm not quasimodo or the elephant man, but you treat me like i am I'm not a lepar I don't have a disease, but you won't speak to me Who the fuck do you think y...

I hate my job, i hate my life If i was married i'd hate my wife Oh Yeah If i had kids i'd hate them too But not as much as i hate you Oh no I'm sick of people ...

You think you're so much better than me What's it gonna take to make you see? You're not better, you're just the same Another person with a different name I do...

The asshole in front of me is riding his brakes The speed limit's 35, he's going 28 Looks like there's a wreck ahead I knew i shoulda stayed in bed Cause i hat...

Hey doofus You wanna buy me a jug so i can go get fucked up Hey doofus You wanna buy me a jug with the money i got selling blood I've got twenty dollars and it'...

I don't need your pretty face I don't need your perfect teeth I don't need your sparkling eyes I don't need your lies I don't need your love I don't need your ...

I know a girl, she thinks she's cool I don't think i care She hates me and i can see she's too much to bear There's nothing i would rather see than to see you w...

Acting like a jerk I never have to work Going to the show Playing rock-n-roll, yeah I love it You know i love it I fucking love it That's right i love it Trav...

I ain't no casanova I ain't no romeo I'll get you in the sack and then i guess you'll know I love to fuck I love to fuck I love to fuck I love to fuck I'll ge...

Get up early, go to work Get yelled at by a jerk He ain't smarter than me, but even he can see I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked I'm fucked Ain't gotta girlfri...

I'm so useless, so tell me something new I sit at home with nothing to do I lay in bed and sleep all day I'm a waste of life is what they say I don't like work ...

He called me on the phone Said, "dude, it finally happened" He told me that he got some head and i started laughing I told him to stop lying He told me he was n...

When i see that girl i went out of my mind She's the kinda girl i wanna make all mine Cause that girl is a dream She's the best damn girl i've ever seen When s...

You think that you're so pretty You think that you're so sweet You ain't nothing but a piece of meat You're daddy's little princess, but you're someone's little...

Sitting here in my living room I gotta go gotta get it soon I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get away Gonna get in my old car Gonna drive it so damn far Gotta ge...

I see her walking outside my room She's gotta baby inside her wom I say baby can i hold your hand Baby, baby can i be your man Cause you're a mother i'd like t...

We're nobodys and we don't care We don't change our underwear We don't like to wash our hair We don't talk to girls cause we don't dare We're nobodys and we do...

Say that you don't like me What i do ain't right Well i'm tired of hearing all you hippies fucking cry Don't do this, don't do that Can i bum a cigarette man It...

Blonde hair and brown eyes She really turns me on First time that i saw her, she was fucking ron I don't know what she does but she does it to me, but taylor wa...

I got everything that i'll ever need Enough to get me through I got a couple of bucks and a little good luck, and then i saw you You see i went shopping the oth...

She's been to psycho ward, been to jail Been to rehab, been to hell She's got three kids, drives a truck Takes a million pills and loves to fuck Ah yeah, what ...

Roommates - I think they suck Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks Roommates - I think they're lame Roommates - They're all the same They stay up all night, th...

I know a girl named sara, i think she's pretty cool And when i see her there ain't nothing i wouldn't do To get her to notice me or even look my way But all she...

I had a friend, but he died He committed suicide Some bitch took him for a ride and he believed all of her lies He was scarred by love Oh oh oh oh oh Scarred by...

Always hanging around Putting people down Tell 'em what to do Always talking shit I'm so sick of it And i'm getting sick of you I'm getting sick of you Sick of...

My girlfriend doesn't want me anymore That girl last night thinks i'm a whore I guess i really hate them I don't wanna date them I guess i just ran out of luck ...

Stupid humans don't deserve to live They take away more than they give They always ask the question why Stupid humans deserve to die Kill them all, they should ...

She used to be flat, but she still looked good Then Tania did something i never thought she would Ohhh oh Ohhh oh Ohhh oh Tania got a tit jo Ohhh oh Ohhh oh Oh...

I'm sorry for everything i've done I was just out having fun and trying to impress my friends They planted the ideas in my head, but i'm the one that got in her...

Up all night, and i can't sleep I've been thinking about you all week I don't know what i'm gonna do if i can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you Thin...

Up all night, and i can't sleep I've been thinking about you all week I don't know what i'm gonna do if i can't stop thinking about you Thinking about you Thin...

I don't go out No i don't date I stay at home and masturbate Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine All i need is vaseline and a magazine I'm not nice I ...

We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom Chang chang changity chang sho...

Saw her walking down the street Thought she looked kinda neat Went home and beat my meat Got home and went to sleep Saw her in my dreams Woke up in wet sheets ...

You make me wanna drink Everything you say i do and think I'm losing my mind What's wrong with me? Why don't you go away and let me be You're such a waste of ti...