- Better Than No One
Stimpy: (tap dancing) Ren: Stimpy what's all that racket about? Stimpy:I'm tap dancing Ren Pretty good, huh? Ren: It just sounds like noise to me And you look e...
- Captain's Log / Space Madness
Ren: Captain's log Cadet Stimpy and I have been stranded on the planet Baldknob for the last thirty-six years Our supplies are dangerously low and We've had to ...
- Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence
When nature's callin' Don't be stalin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the Electric fence If you're gonna exp...
- Don't Wiz On The Electric Fence
When nature's callin' Don't be stallin' Use your common sense Before you let it flow Find a place to go Just don't whiz on the electric fence If you're gonna e...
- Fire Dogs
Intro Watch out man, here comes those Firedogs! Verse Ren: Your troubles are over, it is we who are your Firedogs! Stimpy: Eh, but Ren, I'm a cat! Ren: Shut up ...
- Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy
Stinky Wizzleteats Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats This is a Song about a whale - no! This is a song about being happy That's rig...
- I'm Gonna Be A Monkey
Ren: OK Stimpy, it's time for your evolving lessons Stimpy: Oh rapture!! (Singing) They swing by their tales with The greatest of ease Those hairy mammals we Ca...
- Kilted Yaksmen Anthem
Stimpy: Remeber the royal anthem of the kilted yaksmen! Our country reeks of trees Our taks are really large And they smell like rotting beef Carcasses And we h...
- Log
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log,...
- Log Blues / Log Theme
Announcer: Parlez vous Francais? Non Then you need The all-new International Log Just pull it's twig and you'll turn Your log into a talking tree fluent in five...
- Muddy Mudskipper Theme
Singers Who's the greatest mudskipper of them all? Who can skip thru the mud with the greatest of ease? What kind of wonderful guy? Who can crawl like a dog wit...
- Nose Goblins
If you look under chair Or in your sister's hair I tell y'all better beware At what you're gonna Find in there Refrain & Chorus: We's a half inch tall & green S...
- Ren's Pecs
Stimpy: It's sure lonely around here Ever since Ren got his Pectoral implants & went to Hollywood (Singing) I've never asked for anything Just your happiness An...
- Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen
Remember the royal anthem of the Kilted Yaksmen Our country reeks of trees Our yaks are really large And they smell like rotting beef carcasses And we have to...
- Sven Blues
Stimpy: Ahh, I hate rainy days Sven: Yaa, undt me too Stimpy: I know Let's go play a game Hmmm Let's see There's Scribble & Gamey & Monotony & Pure Chessy & Mis...
- Sven Theme
Ren: Cousin Sven, he's here Cousin, come on in Say something intelligent Sven: Dah, he is Ollie, you are Sven He is Ollie, you are Sven Sven: Ah, duh, you are m...
- The Whistler / Overture
Stimpy: Oh boy Ren! You'll never believe what I got Ren: A record! You eediot! Stimpy: Yeah, Ren that's exactly what it's called You Eediot Stimpy: Will you com...
- The Whistler / Underture
Ren: Boy Stimpy, we sure had fun here today Now it's time to say good-bye Stimpy: Duh where're we going? Ren: The record's over See you next time! Stimpy: When'...