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I'm in Tokyo Looking for a Ho Tried to score some blow But I don't speak Japanese Find a geisha girl Take her for a whirl Wrap a tuna roll on my dick And the bi...

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If you love your lady then here's some good advice If you want her to stay with you then don't go treating her nice If you buy her flowers she'll drop you twice...

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I went down on her last night From what I understand baby that's alright I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through She r...

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Well, I bet you never guessed When you came to the show You'd be getting on the bus with me And doing some blow Your mama's in the parking lot Looking for you S...

Don't you go buyin' her dinner Don't you buy her Gucci shoes If it comes down to you or a pile of cash I can tell you what she's gonna choose The girl's gotta h...

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Last night, I got so high I think I had sex with the cable guy Well I'll admit, it would've been funny, But, that pole smoker stole all my drug money I buy chro...

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If you don't golf that's okay You can be a tiger anyway Lie through your teeth when things get tough Or your balls are gonna wind up in the rough, yeah yeah If...

Sleeping on a park bench in chilly October Currently homeless, or is it foreclosure? I need a place to stay, you say you'll grant my wishes I got no money but y...

When I was only three, My mama said to me, "Don't go screwin' a skanky hor, Or you're gonna get VD" When I was seventeen, I boned a cooky bitch A couple days la...

Ho ho ho! Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe...

I met you down at the Seventh Veil The first night that I got out of jail Your lips were red and your skin was pale You were the one that I wanted to nail Yeah...

I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel I am programmed to make all the bitches squeal I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs I'm impervious to h...

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So you're big and kinda hairy Like a monkey at the zoo I don't care if you're a monkey With an ass that's red and blue Cause I'm gonna fuck you doggy-style The ...

I want to tell you 'bout something fun So I wrote you this song If you've ever been to Disneyland You know the lines can be real long But I got a ride that the ...

I want you to know one thing You ain't getting an engagement ring, yeah So if you want to keep being with me Oh, you've got to give me just a little, little mor...