- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding
Stephen: As I walk through This wicked world Searching for light in the darkness of insanity I ask myself Is all hope lost? Is there only pain and hatred, and ...
- Another Christmas Song
Ho! It's another Christmas song Whoa! Get ready brother for another Christmas song They play for a month, Ad infinitum One day it struck me someone must write '...
- Can I Interest You In Hannukah?
Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah? Maybe something in a Festival of Lights It's a sensible alternative to Christmas And it lasts for seven -for you - eight ni...
- Cold, Cold Christmas
I want a cold cold Christmas I hope it's 20 below Let a winter storm bury all that's warm In a bone-chilling blanket of snow Thought you would love me forever T...
- Have I Got A Present For You
I can't believe what Christmas has come to today All these atheists and judges trying to take it away No carols in our public schools, no trees in City Hall And...
- Jingle Man, Christmas Boy
Oh, Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with toys Catching smugglers in New York and thieves in Illinois, oh Jingle man, Christmas boy Fighting crime with ...
- Nutmeg
John: Nutmeg, Sweet sweet Nutmeg On the 25th I'm cover you with My nutmeg, Ooh, my sweet brown nutmeg Girl, don't make me beg I want to nog your egg, yes I do ...
- Please Be Patient
Angels soaring through the air As they did in Bethlehem Angels answer every prayer Once they get around to them Please be patient, an angel will be with thee sh...
- The Little Dealer Boy
Willie: I have no money in my coffer No gold or silver do I bring Nor have I precious jewels to offer To celebrate the new born king Yet do not spurn my gift co...
- There Are Much Worse Thing To Believe In
Elvis: There are cynics, there are skeptics There are legions of dispassionate dyspeptics Who regard this time of year as a maudlin insincere Cheezy crass comme...