I'm not much into all the shit she has to say I think I'll put my head into the microwave, And rig it up so it turns on and it fries my brain As the skin melts ...

Been a long time I've been running, By your house to see if you're home Car in the drive,but there's no lights on Been a long time I've been callin, But you won...

You call me up everyday, Go away because I don't know you now We broke up, you said I'm gay, Go away because I don't know you now There are things in life that ...

Let's go! So you found someone new, Someone who doesn't eat glue He's got a snake in his pants, And does that dumb dry-hump dance He's got a really nice car, An...

If Britney is a virgin, then Im the King of Spain, And Christina looks like a poodle that isn't potty trained Whitney was gonna sing a song, but she got too hig...

Girlfriend I wouldn't care if you smelled like cat piss Id still think you were great Thank you for bailing me out of jail Because last night I made a few mista...

Konichi wa! Mitsubishi, Kamikazee, Wasabi, Sony, Kristi Yamaguchi, Donkey Kong, Kawasaki, Rice-a-Roni, Sushi, Kathie Lee, Tsunami, Karate, Cheech and Chong Nint...

It's been a long day sacking groceries at the hinky dinky store All the old ladies are mean, I don't want to do this anymore, But If i got home, and tell my mom...

I think that she's so cool, but she thinks that I'm lame, Ever since she found this out it's always been the same She laughs at all my dumb jokes and she'll sit...

You're such a slut The past three months were full of lies and broken trust Now I give up, no need to wallow in your disrespect And Im bored of lies You think t...

People say I'm a joker, but I'm playing king People say that I'm a fuck, but that don't mean a thing Why is there a barcode stuck to my forehead? Why do people ...

Jenny and I really hate your guts We can not believe you're such a slut Jenny got tears in her eyes, I got pissed and you know why You were getting it on with h...

I know you're the girl on TV, But I can't see why you're not with me I know we'll be together soon We will spend our life together I'll be with you now and fore...

Expect then delay and expect the worse to happen Delaying the outcome contols the risk of crashing out (Chorus) I don'tknow what is wrong, but I know there's so...

She doesnt't't like me well never get married She doesnt't't like me well never have kids She doesnt't't like me that's why she always tells me Maybe we should ...

Do you remember when, When everything was so simple and fun back then? But now the times have changed Now you're pissed off at me almost everyday You sold me ou...

I'm sitting on the floor, Looking at the world through a picture window I see a pretty girl, she walking by I decide to follow I run out through the door, Could...

I'll build a home out of styrofoam, CFC's smell awfully good to me When it burns down, I won't frown, I don't have any nice shit anyway I'll throw out trash on ...

Im not a superhero, Ill never fly through your window or crash through walls cuz you say so Im not an evil genius, I never meant to play mind games or tried to ...

Kick it! I gave props to the Beastie Boys while we were making out, It was my favorite song by them You told me I do not care, I promise you that "I do I swear,...

Turn around, Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round Turn around, Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listenin' to...

Why did monkeys use my mouth as a toilet And then decide to wipe with my hand? Whys my big brain giving birth to a baby And it's crying and kicking in my head? ...

I'm so excited this is great, She drinks, she smokes, she stays out late She looks like a pornostar but not as slutty And her teeth are straight She invited me ...

I wanna be lying on the beach, Frying in the sun like eggs and bacon And you told me That you'd rather be stuck in this town If Im not mistaken I wanna go where...