(Tash) All bitches come and kick it with me Weed smokers come and hit it with me Alkaholiks come and sip it with me Uh huh - Alkaholiks come and hit it with me ...

Ey Quasimoto, man! (Quasimoto) get off my back with the 20 questions, man! There go Madlib the bad kid right over there from the Lootpack (YEs!) Right over ther...

(sample - "Back in the days I knew rap would never die" - KRS One) Verse One: J-Ro The year is 2004, people talk about war I had to hit the floor when the bom...

Congratulations, you're the 20th caller! Huh? Yo man, I don't wanna be the 20th caller man I wanna hear Tha Alkaholiks, damnit! Man y'all don't never play Tha ...

Intro: Tash ("Yes yes y'all, and you don't stop" - repeat 12X) Hello Let me tell ya about the Liks See it *echoes* say it *echoes* Ah, yo Verse One: Tash I ...

(""audience applauds"") Lazy-ass gentlemanns may I have yo' drunk-ass attention please Comin to you motherfuckers live on stage here tonight I'd like to presen...

Not havin it ""My lightning my thunder"" It does not end ""Not havin it"" ""My lightning my thunder"" ""Not hav-"" Xzibit (lightning) Defari (come on) ""not ha...

[Swift] Aiyyo man [J-Ro] Ay, what time we get out this motherfucker? [Swift] Hey man, let me get a cigarette [?] Homey, yeah you was drunk [Swift] You don't hea...

[J-Ro] Welcome to Tha Alkaholik function, yeah [Tash] Yes to party down [J-Ro] We came to party, we came to party, we came to party [Tash] Yes to party down [J-...

Verse One: Tash Caps get peeled rolling in my force field Like a nine with hollow points I keep rap flows that's ill So when you walkin down the block you bett...

[J-Ro] Yaa Yeah It's the return of three drunk mothafuckas Huh, yeah It's Tha Liks We gots Stan the guitar man in the house Mothaclucka Uh-uh What? [Verse 1: ...

Chorus: Tash Now when you see me gettin drunk it's like "aww shit!" When you hear this likwid funk it's like "aww shit!" When I'm pushin through the crowd it's...

Why is it ladies only out for money? Brothers only out to get hoes? If you really want to rock with me If you wanna hear a brother kick flows Participate! Ladie...

[Tash] The drunken funk'n has returned Let's take it back to the old school one time y'all, uhh Ya fuckin with me? Damn right y'all fuck with us boy (Shotglass...

We know the fuck y'all really want Y'all want us right, right? [Tash] Let's get it pumped up, pumpin, the jump-off to jumpin Aiyyo I'm lookin in your eyes you...

Intro: J-Ro (Whooo! Hah hah!) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah we kickin it Uhh uhh uhh we kickin it Yeah yeah we kickin it (Whooo!) Yeah yeah we kickin it Yeah, Cali in...

[Busta Rhymes] Yeah yeah yeah yeah my name is, Bust-Down-Some'n Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm And I am alongside, Alkaholiks-In-Some'n Mmhmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm Shit feel go...

Verse One: E-Swift I stop by the club, cuz it ain't shit else to do it I'm on the guestlist, it's E-Swift plus two Stepped to the bar, cuz, it's a bad habit Op...

Intro: From city to city, coast II coast Friday night is the night they like to party the most (We came, to rock, for everybody) From city to city, coast II co...

[Only When I'm Drunk playing in the background] Brand new, from Likwid Crew Records It's Tha Alkaoliks, Greatest Hits [Daaam! playing in the background] Yes, Th...

Verse One: J-Ro I'm the beer rational outta national My cash flow is thick like mashed potato-oes in the gravy Wsup wavy, thanks to my homey King Tee-la the ho...

Hmm (hmmm) Shh-shh-shh-shh da-da da-da Ohh, shit! Haha da-da da-da? Da-da da-da (yeah like that) da-da da-da (This how it go) da-da da-da? Da-da da-da, da-da da...

Intro: J-Ro There go the bathroom right there [Just could I have one] Yo, get this party started [two maybe two drinks sometime when I got ta holla now] Ay, ay...

Yo yo we bout to make this run man We got we got uhh, DeBarge brothers in the house El and James y'all What y'all drinkin on man? [DeBarge] Shit, oh you treat...

The Baby Bubbas in the house We came here to party, so get up everybody (repeat 4X) Well my name is J-Ro I came to rock the world And my name is Lil Tone I got...

J-Ro: Yo, I'm from Killa Cali I wrote this rhyme in an alley The tall can MC stepping fresh out the valley I'm hella fresh comin straight through your chest I ...

[Tash] What's yo' name? What's yo' naaaaaame? [ODB] *burp* My name is, Ol Dirty Bastard and I'ma Alkaholik [Tash] Yeah me too nigga [ODB] *singin some crazy shi...

[J-Ro] I pull up to front with a smash to the ground black duly Niggaz in the street gettin wild and unruly Digga B was in the front so he let me through the d...

man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man? [J-Ro] Man who got ...

[man] Ay man, who the hell is you man? We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin goin on man! We got a meetin man, could you be quiet man? [J-Ro] Man who go...

Intro: Check it Pass it over here nigga, ha ha ha Check it out, check it out J-Ro: Yo, my name is J-Ro, I'm from the 8-1-8, straight Golden State All-time great...

[Tash] Ahh, ahh I be killin it (why Tash?) cause I be feelin it I get money so no need for stealin it I work diligent beneath the Earth's soil where I write rh...

[Tash] Ha ha, hahaha! Straight ignorance at it's finest We got the rowdy ass Alkaholik boys in the house tonight They brought they homeboys the Animal House t...

Intro: That's the Alkaholiks functions, conjunction junction The remix version for all the brothers out there that got shit on they chest and just wanna let it...

Verse One: Tash I hang MC's with my noose, watch me get loose The nigga flippin more styles than Snapple got juice Cause I'm too hot to handle, got more soul i...

Intro: WhoRidas Tha Alkaholiks (X8) WhoRidas: Fo-sho shots get dropped and popped just like a picklock With the master key, but the master key be me I assign c...

Verse One: J-Ro I knock em knock em out the park when other rappers are hitting bunts I'm a togger not a fogger step on hunts and don't do stunts I got SOUL PO...

[Chorus 2X: Tha Liks - overlaps "Passin' Me By" sample first line] My dear my dear my dear you do not know me but I know you very well So let me tell you bout ...

Nas Escobar] Yo whassup man this is Nas in yo' motherfuckin ear Knahmsayin, I be chillin 'round with the Alkaholik niggaz man Knahmsayin, them niggaz gettin dri...

Verse One: J-RO bust this You got a bad name like Dick Butkus Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin Everytime I...

Chorus: Get your back up off the wall And you can get it, get it, get it, get it (repeat 4X) Tash: I heard niggaz wanna know who flips the most hoes The R

Chorus: Get your back up off the wall And you can get it, get it, get it, get it (repeat 4X) Tash: I heard niggaz wanna know who flips the most hoes The R&B sin...

Intro: Tash, speaking to J-Ro Yo whassup man, get up man [*urrp* I can't bust man] Get up nigga, bust [I'm fucked] Get up you gotta do your verse nigga [Aight...

[Kurupt Young Gotti] Ever since I was young I wanted to be Somethin like what I am, uhuhhhhhh [J-Ro] We promote violins! [YG] Yeah - check me out [J-Ro] We pr...

Uh! Uhhh, uh! It's gonna be that, it's fat Ah one-two and a I can't hold it in I gotta let it all out (ya don't stop) Let it all out, let it all out (ya don't s...

[Featuring Snaggle Puss] Verse One: Mad Lib, Xzybit Yo, look at the way you reactin I ain't on the microphone actin tough-actin like Tinactin Madden, dreamin li...

[Tash] Uhh ahh, uhh uhh [J-Ro] Uhh, ah one two [Tash] Check it out [J-Ro] Ah one two and ah, ah one two [Tash] It's Tha Liks [J-Ro] Ah yes yes, you're now rocki...

[Tash] This time I'ma make a lil', a lil' AHH [Shae Fiol] Come on everybody Tha Likwid crew is comin through your town and we're runnin wild [Tash] Ahhhhh! ...

[Tash] You ready? Are you ready? Aiyyo we need some beer to the stage quick (quick-quick-quick) Alkaholiks on the set (oooh-OOOH!) Y'all ready? (ooh-OOP!) Uhh ...

My man he said could he create a soundbomb? Say that's a good question * Evidence, I'm bringin it * * Rakka, Iri-science, rapid-fire how I transmit * * We got ...

Nigga quit playin with the god damn drum machine Motherfucker (ha) yo [Chorus: repeat 2X] Wherever my crew go, same old scenario Takin over every show, rockin...

Verse One: J-RO bust this You got a bad name like Dick Butkus Welcome to the next level, of rhyme flowin Scratchin, hookin up beats, and hoe catchin Everytime I...

Intro: Tash Yeah, Tha Alkaholiks Ay J, I got a crew They called the Loot Pack And they can get crazy fresh y'all, crazy fresh y'all My man Jack is about to get...

[King T] Now to make it interestin it's me, King Trife Big Ballin' Nigga for bout half of my life Whether on my knees prayin, blowin on the dice Bet King T'll ...

Intro: (first 0:52 -- small club, Liks performing live next 0:20 -- sounds of clinking ice cubes, drinks being poured) Voodoo - Alright, we're back on WLIX ...