• A Bu-You
  • A Bundle Of Fun
    I chopped the chillis nice and fine, Laid a candle on the table, I pour myself a glass of wine, Set the music sweet and low, You should have been here about nin...
  • A Life Time Away
    The wind chills you down to the bone, The clouds say that snow's on the way, The bar's doors are shut, windows locked-tight, In the station a lifetime away The...
  • A Shot
    Some salt, And a lime, It wotks every time, Guess what! I'll drink another shot! Guess what! Just one more little shot Pass one to me, One more' ll do me' Just...
  • Any Normal Super Hero
    Sometimes, My girl's got green eyes, And sometimes, Her eyes are blue, And sometimes, In her in-between eyes, There's a tiny teardrop makin' them change their h...
  • Black Slacks
    When I go places I just don't care You'd know why if you'd see what I wear Black slacks pegged fourteen Black slacks, really are keen Black slacks make a cool d...
  • Cassius
    1 Whenever l' m up against the ropes Whenever a cloud hides all my hopes Whenever my adversary Seems so awfully big and scary A smile is a frown upside down So...
  • Get Off The Wagon
    Well I did myself some thinkin' and I gave up all the drinkin', And threw my cigarettes in the trash, Thought I'd live a little longer prob'ly get a little stro...
  • Greasy Black Hands
    Stick my head out from underneath, That gear-box is losin' juice, Only thing that's white's my two front teeth, What the hell, it ain't no use, This singin' mec...
  • Hey You
    Well Im standin' here singin' and a little lady's caught my eye, Got me actin' all nervous and I can't work out why, ‘Cause she's got the kinda looks, even make...
  • Hitched
    Since you walked out on me I get calls from pretty women every day, Since you walked out on me I get calls from pretty women every day, But this ring on my fing...
  • Hormone Airlines
    You got a hole there in your pocket, Your fingers stick right through, You don't know who to turn to, No telling what you'll do, You're one bedroom barnstormer...
  • Hormone Bomb
    B-O-M-B ! Hormone bomb! There was nothin' like me at your high-school prom, Ain't no-one gonna tell ya 'bout where l'm from, not dear old aunt Mary, or your unc...
  • Hormone Hop
    Well I been floatin' around in the Hormonosphere, I been feelin'mighty jumpy, must've been all the beer, And I seem to fall in love with every pretty little lad...
  • Hormonette
    There's a girl you oughta know, Comes to every show, Down the very front row, Y'oughta see her go A pair of ice-blue eyes, A pair of boppin' thighs, Oh man, wha...
  • Hormonized
    Now I know that it's late and it's gettin ‘twards the end of the night, And we're stuck in the corner and we're gettin' ever so tight, And you know that I would...
  • Hot Rod Tattoo
    I had it painted on my jacket, had it on my guitar, If I could on1y drive l'd get it painted on my car, Had it painted on my scooter but it just wouldn't do, l'...
  • I See Two
    Some years ago I was drinkin' pretty heavy, I went and fell and broke my skull in two, And now,babe, I see things kinda different, And this is is what I see whe...
  • I Wish You Well
    I found out last night, 'Bout the new man in your life, Up until last night, Still believed you was my wife, I gave you all I could, Picked you up when you fell...
  • Just Drive
    Drove on to the motorway, Think I turned the wrong way, Headin' down south, Cheesy grin on my mouth, I don't really give a damn, If I don't know where I am, The...
  • Just Why You're Blue?
    My friends said I had it comin' But I kept right on ahead, Believed in every word you told me, Never listened to a word they said, It hit me like a train steami...
  • Little Red Vanette
    She's got a golden dash and flames up the side, I sprayed her myself just to please, She ain't a Chevy or a Cadillac, My baby's Japanese, She's got leopard-skin...
  • Lonesome Train
    Lonesome train on a lonesome track I'm going away, ain't coming back I'm going somewhere far from my baby On a lonesome train, on a lonesome track Lonesome trai...
  • Looser
    Where we gonna go, my baby said to me, The movies or the juke-joint now what's it gonna be, I said, well baby, it better not be far, She said, Why's that? We're...
  • Lucky Toy
    Twenty-hole, laced-up, steel-toed boots, Can't feel the clutch or the gas underfoot, Stereo's blarin' out Oi Polloi, And I'm her lucky toy Steamin' down the ro...
  • Malafemmena
    Si avisse fatto a n'ato chello ch'e fatto a mme st'ommo t'avesse acciso, tu vu? sap? pecch?? Pecch? 'ncopp'a sta terra femmene comme a te non ce hanna sta p? n'...
  • Mini-skirt
    Strummin' my guitar ,hummin' blue-suede shoes, sippin' on a jar of jumpin'juniper suice, my eyes spy somethin',makes my inside hurt, a chick lookin' slick in th...
  • Mojito Joe
    The sun has set over the sea, And the lights are way down low, He's probably had 'bout two or three Mojito Joe "Like somethin'stronger, somethin'neat?” He sips...
  • My Sharona
    Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one When you gonna give me some time, Sharona? Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run Gun it comin' off the line Sharona Never...
  • Off My Chest
    I got the bus, No fuss, It' s all that' s left of what was us, It ain't bad, Kinda glad, It's aquirky kinda bachelor pad! The future's shinin' bright in the pa...
  • Overkill
    I can't get to sleep I think about the implications Of diving in too deep And possibly the complications Especially at night I worry over situations I know wil...
  • She'll Be My Baby
    Let me tell you' bout this lady, I see her almost daily, She drives me kinda crazy, " And everybody says that she's too good for me But there's a sparkle in he...
  • Shit Faced
    She walked right up to the bar, And turned every head in the place, A bright evening star, With a shy little smile on her angelic face, The lingering smell of h...
  • Solid Gone
    Dig out the map find a place to go Stick in a tape, not the radio l'd rather listen to the king Wind my windows down and sing Got me a bed here in the back Gon...
  • Stayin' Alive
    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born And now it'...
  • Sweet Young Thing
    She's only twenty years old, such a lively little soul' Got a tattoo in the middle of her back, She' s got bright pink hair and all the cats turn and stare, ‘Ca...
  • Swimming Pool
    Travelled three hundred miles (that's a day on the train), With a change half way that's a helluva pain, But it's oh-so-very worth it just to see you again, You...
  • Tainted Love
    Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away I've got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere And I've lost...
  • That Man In Your Bed
    Say baby, we got this problem, You got this other man in your bed, Don't you think that maybe we could swap him, And let me lie there instead I promise I won't...
  • The Girl At The Station Bar
    I wake up in the morning and it's 7 am I get down to the station wonderin' who I am, I order up a coffee and I take my pIace, and look up and see that pretty, s...
  • This Cat's Too Fat
    1 Telephone my baby get a date for Saturday night Got some money in my wallet, hair slicked up just right Hang on a minute, these here pants is too tight! I us...
  • Top Of The World
    Singin' my heart out in the evening rain, An all-weather seranade on Ashton Lane, Made enough money for a ticket on a southbound train, A second-hand guitar and...
  • Turkey Jive
    I'm a country boy just as lonely as I can be I'm a country boy just as lonely as I can be Wanna find a little woman who wants to jump'n'jive with me Wherever ...
  • We Are The Hormonauts
    Shouldn't take to much explainin' or some excess mental trainin' To get through to you the feeIin' that's a-got ma brain a-reelin' Should I put it down in writi...
  • Where's My Angel
    I bad a big fat line and a dozen beers, and this crazy little devil's whisperin'in my hear, 'bout the six-foot blonde with the steel-blue eyes, who says she lik...
  • Who The Hell Are You?
    I've been here once or twice, Guess you'd say I like the price, And I love the way it stays open all night And the music that they play, Aint't like half that s...
  • You Jusy Won't Go
    One hundred thousand miles we've been together, My one and only, you're all that I know, Two-litre diesel engine, how I love you, So tell me why this mornin', y...