- Applecheeks
He picked her up a nice bunch of motorway roses And they stumbled into a photo booth and pulled some funny poses He told her about his christian rock group, gun...
- Breathe
He thinks there's too many Christmases and not enough Grinches As he studies the back of the Alcha Seltzer pack while watching his drink fizz His cold fingers t...
- Go Away
October 87 in a South West London cul-du-sac When mum had her hair like Cher, and those jackets with shoulder pads Dad snorted the mortgage and the hurricane st...
- Laundromat
She only had on a smile when she had an orgasm At the Laundromat Just her and the tumble driers getting horny At the Laundromat Today is laundry day for Christ...
- Olympic Breakfast
Olympic breakfast at £899 Olympic breakfast I'm waiting for mine Olympic breakfast from six till nine So don't say anything until it arrives The milky tea stin...
- Passion
Soap is in the air Feel it everywhere There is magic in the air All aroundJust when you need it Soap is in the air Feel it everywhere There is magic in the air...
- Rented
They spent that Thursday morning, yawning, channel-surfing, and slagging off all the bands She got lips like Audrey Hepburn and she tastes of strawberry jam He ...
- River Phoenix
Mikes mum used to say the Beatles weren't the same now John's gone And all that's really left is Paul McCartney and his frog song Mike thinks she's not wrong A...
- Summer Sundays
Break out the take out It's ten past eight now I swear the weather-man just said my name out My beds covered in red wine stains and She's got kind off a meg rya...
- The Gambler
I'm out on this ledge With my hands out stretched My feet together I've reached my tether Take a deep breath My cheeks get redder The pavement will spell it I d...
- Who's That?
Who's that sitting at the bus-stop Look at his mug shot Looks like he's been mugged off Woken up at night by the guard dogs Plus he's got a pile of old broken a...