It would appear that male pattern Baldness has set in His hair, at an alarming pace Running away from his face He's losing his virility And now his masculinity ...

cant explain all the feelings that you're making me feel my heart's in over drive and you're behind the sterial wheel touching you, touching me, touching you ca...

(not completely right i dont think, not surei gussed on a couple of bits the rest is right as far as i can hear) I get up (he gets up) To see you on a waiting...

In a town in the east The parishioners were visited upon By a curious beast And his eyes numbered but one and shone like the sun And a glance beckoned the immed...

Tell me why the blind man cries Oh, he sheds a tear because he just can't hear the children singing How he used to fantasize Of standing next to some children w...

Faking joyous surprise at the gifts we despise, Drinking mulled wine with you On the twenty fifth day, of the twelfth month the slay bells return, Ringing true ...

Feinging joy and surprise at the gifts we despise over mulled wine with you On the 25th day of the 12th month The sleigh bells are in time ringing true How we c...

His actions were slated, His guts were hated, It was deemed that his life, Should be truncated, His demise, the townsfolk plotted, (aaaaah!) Ambushed, beaten an...

We had a good thing, it was a blast That was a long time in the past You went through changes & I went away And I have regretted that to this day I may not alw...

It was a cigarette break and I was desperate I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow She said "Have you got a match?" I said "Yes: My cock, and Farmer Giles' prizewi...

Rows of houses are bearing down on me I can feel their blue hands touching me All these things into position All these thngs we'll one day take control (Chorus...

Rows of houses all bearing down on me I can feel their blue hands touching me All these things into positions All these things will one day take control And fa...

Party all night, party all night, party all night (Roll with da' flava) Can't bring myself to sleep So I get the keys to my jeep There's nothin' that I ain't g...

You are drunk and you are surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda We've broken the code I've got no right to lay claim to her frame She's ...

You are drunk and surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda We've broken the code I've got no right to lay claim to her frame She's not my p...

Over in the wetlands of East Anglia With a girl who wants to boast post-parency She trekked for many moons from the land of Firth With the cruel and (???) rolli...

Girl, I know I've got a funny way, Of showing it Yes, I thought our love was here to stay, And blowing it Was never on my agenda, She meant nothing to me, I mea...

My mamma wants to know Where I'm spending all my dough Honey, all she does is nag, nag, nag But I won't apologise I'd inject into my eyes If there was nowhere e...

(Grief!) Yes, it's grief hammer time (hammer) (Grief!) Yeah it's grief hammer time Well it's a hard job, but someones gotta do it Jack of all trades, master of...

I can't get rid of you I don't know what to do I don't even know who is growing on who 'Cos everywhere I go you're there Can't get you out of my hair Can't pret...

I hail from the flatlands of East Anglia A town that once could boast prosperity She had trekked for many moons from a land afar But the cruel nets had emptied ...

Baby, everything has fallen into place My life is so exciting now I've got my space Like a splash of water on my face Lately I'm doing what I can do to pleasure...

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you, But you're so young it's obscene, I'll just keep biding my time til you put your little hand in mine, Oh i can't...

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you, But you're so young its obscene, I'll just keep biding my time until you put your little hand in mine, Oh i can'...

All I wanna do is spend a little time with you But you're so young It's obscene I'll just keep biding my time 'Til you put your little hand in mine Boy, I can't...

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel Touching you, touching me touching you, ...

Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel Touching you, touching me Touching you, ...

Once a day I wink at you And you grin Like a puma (growl) I watch as you Spend an hour or two In the bath Like a tuna (hm hmmm) One timesI love you Two timesI ...

Dreams Sometimes reality, sometimes illusions They can come to you straight from the darkness The evil is trying to get your soul Dreams Dreams In my dreams In...

I know that absence might Make the heart grow fonder Or is it "out of sight Out of mind", I wonder And do you yearn for me When the nights grow cold 'til death ...

Oh lord, I'm so bored Living on my own You're devilish and dirty They say your pushing thirty Well pushing thirty stone Oh Christ, I'm enticed I want you in my...

The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get I felt light-headed at the touch of this st...

You can't abide my shwoing fatigue When you come home just to relay All the events that made your heart bleed And the ones that ruined your day We're not as clo...

You can't abide my showing fatigue When you come home just to relay All the events that made your heart bleed And the ones that ruined your day We're not as cl...

Yow! Goin' steady in a secluded spot And I'm leavin' nothing to chance 'Cause the petting's heavy and the temperature's hot I'll make it come in advance Makin...

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one When you gonna give me some time Sharona Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run Gun it coming off the line Sharona Never g...

It was a dusty old night, And I'm the first to admit it I'm sure I upset someone, But my memory has chosen to omit it Tiny voice telling me, I really should co...

Girl, gonna take a little time To assess my frame of mind Cause I've got hopes to realign Should I depart for cloud-less climbs Cause I approach things emotiona...

The darkness Permission to land album lyrics Tabbed by:castercool 1 Black shuck In a town in the east the parishioners were visted upon by a curious beast and...

many miles between you and me and love is guaranteed to fail cos a fuck should be multi sensory and you just cant smell an email phone sex, cyber sex aint all ...

I'm gonna build you, a house! I'm a man with two good hands, two good hands that are part of me And I'm on a mission, I've got a vision and planning permission...

We may not get back what we had, what I threw away But you know I would do anything, anything you say I'd cross a thousand miles of broken glass on my hands and...

May not get back what we have, What I threw away But you know I will do anything, Anything you say Across a thousand miles of broken glass, On my hands and knee...

Prawn cocktail black forest gateau, eggs and gammon with a bottle of lambrusco, This is opulent luxury, I'm as happy as a pig in shit could be! You keep your co...

Take a sheet from the bed Cut two eyeholes and put it on my head I just can't get you to admit That I'm always by your side… In spirit But a shit ghost Rattle ...

(radiohead coverbut done alot differently so lyrics are missing if comparing with original version but its how the darkness do it) Rows of houses, all bearing...

When your stuck in molehole When you can't get free Why can't you just flee When your stuck in molehooooooooole Stuck Stuck Stuck in a molehole There's a mole ...

Kiss my arse, kiss my arse goodbye Propelled by a carriage of aluminium am I No more to rot in this sty Turn my back on this shit-hole in the blink of an eye G...

I get up (he gets up) To see you wallow in defeat I get down (he gets down) With almost ev'rybody I meet except you And I fail to see why I should care That you...

I get up (He gets up) To see you wallow in defeat I get down (He gets down) With almost everybody I meet Except you And I fail to see why I should care That yo...

(Verse - 1) Can't explain all these feelings that you're making me feel My heart's in over-drive and you're behind the steering wheel (Bridge) Touching you, ...

Zoo time is she and you time The mammals are your favorite type and you want her tonight Heartbeat, increasing heartbeat You hear the thunder of stampeding rhin...

Cheated all my life, it's only gonna be my pride, like a little vulture by my side, up shit creek, you're worrying as downstream we go Yeah, up shit creek with...

It was a hot day (Woah) And there were boobies Ahoy I am a bastard (Woah) I've been a very naughty boy Hell has no fury like a woman that is scorned I ain't be...