• Duke-Vill
  • Dukes Of Nothing
    My forefathers first set foot on this ground In 1851 without a cent in their hand They sailed for many weeks from the old continent From places which ain't even...
  • Muscle
    Girls they call me Hulk the Handsome If they've time to pronounce my name before they come I am Stupendous Man, I am the God of fuck Do you plan to loose a poun...
  • Our Cemetery Is Full Of Strangers
    We don't like strangers much around here Neither do we stand nor tolerate any prowlers near There have been five untoward accidents last year Strangers just lik...
  • Return Of The Huns
    The sun is about to rise in the east Countless legions are stamping their feet Thousands of Huns, massed at the border Ready to pay homage to their forefathers ...
  • The Ox
    Everybody calls him "The Ox" He's a man of fifty thousands strong You won't ever find such a rider For miles and miles around An example for the nation Six and...
  • Turpitudes
    Is there anyone out there, who can help me out with a couple dollars I badly need a drink, I'm losing track of Jesus Christ I can't let him out of my sight Need...
  • Villains
    In this day and age Landmarks are wearing away Villains look exactly just like you How to recognize your friend from foe? The bad guys are supposed to be mean T...