• Bad-Trai
  • Bad Example
    Somebody had to set a bad example Teach all the prim and propers what not to do Nobody around here wants to ramble What the hell, that's what I was born to do T...
  • Beige
    Mama planned it all Said it's pretty in the Fall And the flowers would be Rosies and daisies And she prayed nobody saw The weight that I put on The bride should...
  • Come All Ye Fair And Tender Ladies
    Come all ye fair and tender ladies Take warning how you court young men They're like a star on summer morning They first appear and then they're gone They'll t...
  • Family Feud
    Fine china stacked by the kitchen sink Aunt Tammies in there claiming all the diamond rings Uncle Bobbs holding up the TV set The only thing they are grieving o...
  • Hell On Heels
    I'm hell on heels Say what you will I've done made the devil a deal He made me pretty He made me smart And I'm going to break me a million hearts I'm hell on he...
  • Housewife's Prayer
    I've been thinking about Setting my house on fire Can't see a way out of the mess I'm in And the bills keep getting higher All I need is a gallon of gas God I'm...
  • Hunter's Wife
    He's got 17 coon dogs out in the pen Ten 11 point bucks hangin' in his den If he ain't a'huntin' he's a'watching a show There's things about huntin' that he don...
  • Lemon Drop
    "My muffler's tied on with a guitar string I owe 7, 000 dollars to a bank machine Before this car is ever really mine And some fine day I'll drive her downtown ...
  • Takin' Pills
    She's on the highest dose of prozac a woman can take, She's likes to pop her pain pills with every little ache, She's got a Tennessee mountain point of view, If...
  • Trailer For Rent
    I left the beans on I put my jeans on And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times I said to the man I need to place an add How much will it be for the four li...