• Arma-Who
  • Armageddon
    There's only one way to settle this, we're gonna play worms Armageddon Oh you're gonna pay for taking the piss out of my mum Here comes the buffalo of lies, I'l...
  • Batman's Tea Party
    Congratulations Batman You're the game of the year And they all sing your praises Batman You're the man of the hour Even Yahtzee couldn't find Enough to spank y...
  • Chainsaws And Swearwords
    Here at last a hardcore game on the wii that's nasty Stylized violence that we call comedy Like itchy and scratchy, like tom and jerry( I just stabbed a guy thr...
  • Dear God
    Dear God are you there? My name is Hank Bodaire You created me yesterday, to live in sunset valley Dear God is it fair, that you can tint the ends of my hair An...
  • Death And The Spaceship
    I took a ride out to the future to find I came here to die I flew my spaceship out across the galaxy to find I'm more alive than I care to see, than I dare to b...
  • Don't Shoot Them
    You don't scare me Resident Evil 5 Even though I'm a girl with light blue eyes In the dark playing till morning light Watching blood oozing from zombie eyes Yo...
  • Don’t Lose Your Head
    Heading on out on the 604 you gotta beat the boss to the office door Tell the neighbours that you'll fix the gate and hope they take you to court again this wee...
  • Fight
    Is it everything you hoped for? Is it flawless, like the moon is tonight Is it everything you've worked for With the latest technology, with all we can achieve ...
  • Love You Hate You
    I want to, I want to, I want, I want to eat your brains You ruin my life, you ruin my life Just one more level, just one more level You and your games you and y...
  • Maniac
    I'm really glad you came to therapy You've recognised your violent tendencies And that's the first step to recovery So sit down, sit down, sit down on the couc...
  • No Power Of Your Own
    Oh how sad for you You have to live out your fantasies Through this crappy game Do you have no power of your own? Why would you want to take over a world that'...
  • Revenge
    It's a slick looking game With over-the-top weapon play A case of style over substance Damn wonky cameras and ultra-violence I find myself looking for depth an...
  • Rock Star
    I never took lessons, never broke a string But I can hammer on and pull off like I'm the real thing I practice day and night for my living room All the world's ...
  • Shadows
    Shadows don't always conceal you Shadows don't always protect you They can see you through the dark They can see right to your enemy heart What's wrong with th...
  • Take Me Back To The Eighties
    You can drop kick your opponents in the teeth You can hurl dead bodies at their feet but you can't run free So take me back to the eighties cause you grew up a...
  • The Machine
    I'm plugged into the machine for my daily medicine I don't know what my body's doing and I don't want to feel a thing Not today, not today I walk my avatar thr...
  • The Mirror
    In every game I play, the bodies are the same Conforming to the one acceptable template What's this game we play with our plastic fantasies So that reality can ...
  • UFO
    How, how many times have I woken up from a car crash Without knowing who I am How, how many times have I lost something so precious That nothing makes sense aga...
  • Who You Gonna Call?
    It was always my dream to be a ghostbuster, I spent my early teens collecting all the memorabilia I wanted to rid New York city of fear I wanted to give my life...