• A He-Whis
  • A Heady Tale
    Pull me up a chair and keep your money There's no guarantees Won't you please forgive me but you know Cold blooded women make me sneeze And I'll kick you out th...
  • Acid Jazz Singer
    Well let me tell you something let me tell you so This could be the one thing that you really need to know You've got to stop once in a while And shake off that...
  • Baby Doll
    Babydoll do you believe they'll catch you when you fall And when morning comes the sun is gonna shine Don't forget your minor keys your half lit cigarette Cause...
  • Baby Fratelli
    She said oh my, I don't know why I was just busy watching everyone go by Outside the shite bar, and you're a red car Me and your girlfriend and your sister with...
  • Chelsea Dagger
    Well you must be a girl with shoes like that She said you know me well I seen you and little steven and Joanna Round the back of my hotel oh yeah Someone said ...
  • Cigarello
    Everybody's giving me a hand me down For my cigarello of yellow and brown Everybody wants me to be their sideshow A brown 'n yellow cigarello dancing under your...
  • Country Boys & City Girls
    I said I don't get out too much I said She said you said I said two times instead I said oh please please please no, your just not funny ya know So stick around...
  • Creepin Up The Backstairs
    She said "I'm Rosie" I said "I thought you were Lucy" She said "No Rosie, I told you so" Was here with your sister But she's going out the back I wanna dance an...
  • Doginabag
    Well you got so good, You live for the action, Used to be a husband now you got yourself some satisfaction, A dog in a bag and a bone But you're lost in the rai...
  • Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night
    Whistle for the boys now don't be shy Give us all a song and a reason why Baby got the bones and a hand me down Says her heart is black but her eyes are brown G...
  • Flathead
    Well just because she feeds me well And she made me talk dirty in a pink hotel Doesn't mean she's got eyes for me She might just want my bones you see And hey f...
  • For The Girl
    La la la la la la Well she said I know but I just can't tell Everything you've just been saying Lucy was there aswell in the dark When kids in the band were pl...
  • Got Ma Nuts From A Hippie
    Well I met her in a bar, the men with big guitars were a playin And I listened with my ears but I couldn't hear what she was sayin And I guess she talked with h...
  • Henrietta
    Henrietta we got no flowers for you Just these three miserable cunts Sitting on the back seat banging on the off beat We know you love us and you probably do Al...
  • Look Out Sunshine!
    Well look out Sunshine here they go You've got yesterday's heroes in last nights clothes You're a game old boy judging by the way you walk Well there's no use t...
  • Lupe Brown
    Well just slow down come on Lupe Brown Tell Desdemona that I'm ready to leave Well she's nothing much to look at and she's hard to believe Don't go down throw y...
  • Milk And Money
    Tell me where you've been to point me to the door I've seen you around but I really can't be sure And all the hatchet men are busy climbing up the wall Banging ...
  • Mistress Mabel
    1, 2, 3, Owww Mistress Mabel, you're seriously wrong, Clears my table, bang and then she's gone, Takes a liberty if you let her, Yes she's old but she should k...
  • My Friend John
    Well the room was pink and the signs were serious Paperback dolls being slammed delirious Feeling like a joke in the bar underneath And it was Saturday night in...
  • Nina
    Well I'm no sick boy, she's no hand me down Went to London with a red and brown Ornamental ruby ring, she said Please tell me just one thing Was I a first clas...
  • Nobody's Favourite Actor
    This place was once a home, But now you're gone Gone like the sun, You took away, It was coming, so they say This boy and his heavy heart, Were feeling small Ki...
  • Ole Black 'n' Blue Eyes
    Well she wants to be a singer in the band Maybe I'll give the girl a hand and a microphone Looks like she's all alone She can bring a friend though she's not my...
  • Shameless
    Well there's nothing more to add before I leave This thing of ours is dead but don't you grieve Is it me or are they younger every night? Just because they can ...
  • Stacie Anne
    How can the things she said all possibly be true? That everything I ever got I give to you Is this a bam up? Oh cause this is sick you know You know I'll break ...
  • Stragglers Moon
    You can find her scratching around in the dark Just another candle chasing a spark You can find her screaming along with the ghost Reminds you she's the one you...
  • Tell Me A Lie
    Aahaahaha [6x] Well once I was peruaded to open up my head I told them how it was and went and got it wrong instead I said would you believe me if you only kne...
  • The Gutterati?
    Well I was chasing down flies and shooting up women Trying to get the whole thing straight in my head Lookin for a girl who'd come with me swimming And come and...
  • The Pimp
    Rockywardie Posted Sat 30 Sep, 2006 3:21 PM Quote The Pimp La la la la la la lo, La la la la la la lo, La la la la la la lo, La la la la la la lo, One time, t...
  • Too Much Talk In Tokyo
    Wishin' away all the hours and days In a dirty old room, with my stinky old case I said "I love you" she said "Behave" What a thing to say Yes but it's one two...
  • Vince The Loveable Stoner
    Now vince was a loner A loveable stoner (aha) He lived in a bluebird Spelled his name backwards (aha) Hes so pretty He almost looks shitty (ahah) Born on a mon...
  • Whistle For The Choir
    Well it's a big big city and it's always the same Can never be too pretty tell me you your name Is it out of line if I was to be bold and say "Would you be mine...