• 025-You'
  • 025
    We're seldom equipped for loss, loss of any magnitude Eliminating the awareness for pain there is only one truth All good things must end Get the25 ringing in ...
  • 25
    We're seldom equipped for loss, loss of any magnitude Eliminating the awareness for pain there is only one truth All good things must end Get the25 ringing in ...
  • AAA
    I'm half empty you're half full Sit here waiting for your call Have another cigarette I'm killing time Killing mine I'm sorry I broke down One more drink in my...
  • Brown Mercury Comet
    My window won't roll up because the handle's all screwed up The fumes I'm breathing in will make me vomit But that don't make me frown, I'm showing all the town...
  • East Bay Of Urden Bay
    Hog calling, followed by the Gettysburg address Then some angry goading of a pig Finally, a reprise of the end of Lincoln's great speech, With the words "of the...
  • Frustrators Jingle
    I'm just as stupid as I wanna be But I don't really care cuz you don't even know me And that's ok Cuz I'm frustrated anyway I'm garbage-in and I'm garbage-out ...
  • Hide And Seek
    Empty desk it's almost ten Sneaking in late again Out to lunch punching out I don't wanna be the one stuck here working for Call in sick sick of work Sneaking i...
  • I Slept With Terry
    He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great He said, "Hello, my name is Terry Can I take you on a date?" He picked her up at 7:00, everything was goin...
  • Living In The Real World
    Every day you've got to wake up, and dissappear behind your makeup Take away your calendar watch, and you can't keep track until your heart attack I'm living in...
  • My Best Friend's Girl
    She's always dancing down the street With her suede blue eyes And every new boy that she meets Doesn't know the real surprise Here she comes again When she's d...
  • Pirate Song
    Have you seen the look in a pirate's eyes When he hears the words "last call" Stand back and clear a path to the bar Cuz someone's gonna fall All aboard a tiny...
  • Stigma
    She's a stigma in my eyes With pouty lips and fingertips She paralyzes when I've got Something to say And I can't help it cuz It's always been that way Walk awa...
  • Stupid
    1, 2, 3, testing please It's broken again It's broken again 1, 2, 3, testing me I'm broken again I'm broken again I don't really know what's wrong I don't wan...
  • The Crasher
    I'm gonna be a plastic tree A character transparency I figured out I'm fitting in Nobody will notice me here You know me don't know me the crasher Familiar fa...
  • The End
    Two o'clock it's last call Here we are it's the end Who would care anywhere I don't mind it's the end This time Time to stop time to go What's the time? it's t...
  • The Great Australian Midget Toss
    Bigger than a medicine ball, but lighter than a shotput Whether you grab him by the hand, or whether you grab him by the foot Some people say it's wrong, but it...
  • Then She Walked Away
    There's a picture of a girl in my head, a real life tragedy I'd like to think that I imagined it, but it happened to me And I think I actually saw her once, rig...
  • Trout
    You wouldn't do it with a trout A gas can with an open spout But you left me out A wallet with a thousand dollars Both your dogs without their collars But you ...
  • We Need To Talk
    We're in love with you all You've been the best crowd so far It's time to break up with everybody Time to sever and let go It breaks our heart That this show ca...
  • West Of Texas
    You know it seems like everytime I turn around I'm looking the other way I don't know what it was about that place, But there was always people behind me People...
  • West Of Texas (Part 2)
    Can I say can I say That I've been listening to Your bullshit and it's 6 feet deep And you're all dead When you're awake And it's too late To think about the th...
  • You're Only Hunan
    Standing there staring into the light for hours After a while your sweetness sours I know you're bad for me Left over misery I could've had you yesterday I shou...