• Bar-What
  • Bar B Q
    There's an old lady, she lives on my floor She broke her hip last spring, she don't get out much anymore She's up with all the phone in hosts Though she don't c...
  • Dead Awhile
    The good guys won the last world war No one eats meat anymore The TV shows are all in good taste They figured out where to put nuclear waste They put the Berlin...
  • Dina Doesn't Talk To Boys
    She sits in the corner playing Scrabble getting the small words and the big points She sits with her back to the door Her cap tight on her head, trying hard to ...
  • I Am the I in Iconoclast
    Oh yes, I made this song up Yeah sure, I wrote these words This composition is unlike any that you've ever heard This is an original hit And I am an original st...
  • I Loved Annie First
    Annie was a gangly little kid of 17 When first she saw a movie up on the big screen Mom & Dad both had to vent their spleen When Annie told them of her dream Sh...
  • Last Night
    Last night I thought of you on the subway I thought of you as the rain soaked my feet I thought of you as I walked alone Down the unmowed road I thought things ...
  • Not About Ani Difranco
    She looked at me once, and I felt like I'd been feathered and tarred She shaved her head after the fashion of the avant-garde Her voice wasn't great, but I'd pa...
  • What I Did Not Do on My Summer Vacation
    I went to the post office And I waited in line and I waited in line And I waited in line and my letters got stamped And I paid in quarters and I got back 4 penn...
  • What I Did on My Summer Vacation
    I learned how to drink whiskey Finally wore my cowboy boots in Took one of them Japanese inner peace classes Took my canoe out for a spin I fixed the drip in th...