Well I went out last friday night with lil Mary Anne She said please stay til mornin and she grabbed me by the can She layed a big one on me, woo, suprised me w...

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like You might be a redneck If you've ever cut your grass and found a c...

somebody dun gon to the Walmart man this the stuff i got for christmas well you cleand up what ya get 5 flanle sherts 4 big mut tires 3 shot gun shells 2 huntin...

Greetings y'all And welcome all you danged foreigners from other nations Dear Lord be with our guests and prepare them For the butt whopping they are about to r...

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hangin outt...

I'll give you an idea of what kind of family mine is This is a true story About 9 or 10 months ago I did somethin I had always wanted to do I cashed in all my f...

Hi I'm Jeff Foxworthy and i have got a wonderful woman that i am totally committed to Always figured if something was worth doing it was worth doing right You e...

Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, The beer had gone flat and the pizza was staler, The tube socks hung empty, no candies or toys, I wa...