They say that all is fair in love and war And child believe it When mama stayed in Saint Tropez She had a fall or two And I'm telling it to you straight So you...

CHORUS If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife so for my personal point of view Get an ugly girl to marry you (rep...

Now he's gone away, only man who's ever made me cry Not so far away, far enough to make me wanna die Crying over me, is what he's gonna be when he's hit by the ...

Now he's gone away, only man who's ever made me cry Not so far away, far enough to make me wanna die Crying over me, is what he's gonna be when he's hit by the ...

There's a gentleman that's going round Turning the joint upside down Stool Pigeon - ha-cha-cha-cha He's an old ex-con that's been away Now he's back, no one's s...