So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, 'Cause I figured at the end of the day, I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love ...

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again This happens all hte time; it's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time; I ca...

Dick was obsessed with his dick He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, Or right befo...

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I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So much strain For such a momentary gain Why not just once Try to live a day In a leisurely way Like in th...

Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling Nobody is hearing Somebo...

Gary and Melissa loved to make love Loved to make love Loved to make love Over and over and over again For the first few weeks of their relationship, They made...

The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill, Holding hard wooden ball Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out He has one eye pointed toward the ...

In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens When you wake up in the morning Before you get out of bed Sit up and say...

Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine, And if he had wanted ...

Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, but he was so quiet So one day he wrote the following poem: a four or five piece band where three or four of the peopl...

I'm in love again, oh-oh Been like this before, oh-oh I'm in love again, oh-oh This times true I'm sure, ooh-ooh Don't wanna be hurt like no nightly wonder, ooh...

Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out Muffy, She lets it all hang out Muffy, funny and freckly M...

There is no point to life There is no point to death There is no point in continuing our meetings There is no point in not continuing our meetings There is no ...

Open the door to your heart and your mind There are so many places to go Open the gateway to a new time There are so many things to know (These next three line...

I am a sensitive artist (X6) Nobody understands me because I am so deep In my work, I make allusions to books that nobody else has read, Music that nobody else ...

Take stuff from work It's the best way to feel better about your jo Never buy pens or pencils or paper Take 'em from work Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, ...

I waited three and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoe...

Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish The King of the Fish was not happy He wanted to be more than just t...

In the Neither World, Everything is Versed and Reversed The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions All Division Collapses into Itself, Into Unit...

And I would go And I would go everyday almost to the sandbox And 'cause I loved the sandbox so much And 'cause I had my pail and my shovel And and my shovel An...

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 I was a teenage wuss In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples I wore really wussy clothes Most of the other kids ca...