I could be here I could be in a salad I could be out of town I could be in paradise I could be anywhere (x2) I could be near the refrifgerator I could be on the...

The brick house The green trees The parked cars The rainy street The brick houses The green trees The parked cars The rainy streets As I walked through Queens I...

There were other ways of knowing: he stepped into a yellow morning which seemed to him to be, well, not gray but kind of a grayish maroon He couldn't figure out...

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck, Because I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home, And I love...

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again This happens all the time It's detachable This comes in handy a lot of the time I can...

Dick was obsessed with his dick He would beat off at least three times a day: In the morning, when he woke up, Right after or right before dinner, Or right befo...

Transcribed by: ldoering@enginumichedu (Laurence Doering) Subject: Detachable Penis Date: 15 Dec 92 07:26:20 GMT Detatchable Penis, by King Missile I woke up th...

Ed was at the end of his rope, an expression he detested "There is no rope!" he would scream at the laughing walls "There is only the end No hope, no rope En...

Faceboy=Pleeny Christ=Shovel Sex=Hiroshima Antelope=Love Condom=Expressway Grapefruit=Satan Penis=Pliars Fish=Tornado A=B=C=D=4=3=1=0=2=U=WE=ME= A=B=C=D=4=3=1=...

"Oh, how delicious!" The pig boy squealed As another rush of pure pain came over him Then Pig Boy declared "This is what Pig Boy truly lives for Pig Boy shall w...

And now, I would like to speak about fish I have never spoken about fish before At least, not that I can think of So now would most certainly be a good time to ...

I can't relate to people Who rush to catch the train So much strain For such a momentary gain Why not just once Try to live a day In a leisurely way Like in th...

Frightened and Freezing Everyone is so cold Every time I touch something My fingers get burned Icy hot-scary world Somebody is Howling Nobody is hearing Somebo...

Posted By: Font (Font) Date: Wed Feb 27 01:12:27 1991 Title: Gary And Melissa Gary and Melissa John S Hall/Dave Rick from the King Missile album _Mysti...

He needed more time He needed more space He needed more money He needed more friends He needed more music He needed more food He needed more drugs He needed mor...

It's so beautiful here the swallows are swinging and swaying Sweetly tweeding in the fruit trees Sparrows hip hop into my hands and somehow I hold them and gent...

The Heavy Holy Man sits on the hill, Holding hard wooden ball Hears mysteries of the universe unfolding but blocks it all out He has one eye pointed toward the ...

When I drive through the great northwest The snowcaps on the mountain tops A pack of wolves surrounds my truck And my fingertips are so cold All this beauty and...

In order to remember your dreams, You must think of them as if they were little kittens When you wake up in the morning, Before you get out of bed, Sit up and s...

I Wish I had a story to tell I Wish I knew the story of the cardboard man, Or the Talking filmcanister, Or the Spoon that Moved I Wish I knew the one about the ...

If Only by John S Hall and Dogbowl King Missile (Dog Fly Religion) _They_ Shimmy Disc Europe SDE 9023/CD 1990 If only x 4 If only x 4 If only we could turn ou...

I'm open, you can enter me You can exit me, you never have to ask I'm open, open my head Cut open my head, take the lid off my head Empty out my head Plunge you...

Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He...

Back in elementary school Fourth grade, I think it was I had this friend, Ethan During lunch hour We used to go to eighth street For pizza and jelly donuts Some...

Lou wanted to be noticed and understood, but he was so quiet So one day he wrote the following poem: a four or five piece band where three or four of the peopl...

I'm in love again, oh-oh Been like this before, oh-oh I'm in love again, oh-oh This times true I'm sure, ooh-ooh Don't wanna be hurt like no nightly wonder, ooh...

He makes the best fucking films He makes the best fucking films If I ever meet him I'm gonna grab his fuckin' neck and just shake him And say thank you thank yo...

Bassinets, clarinets, Proletarian chariots Polyunsaturated cinemaplexi- Glass cathedrals Anxious daffodils Falling off the window sill But better still a sleepi...

Mr Johnson lives on the corner of our street And he laughs at our bell-bottom trousers and our bare feet And he calls us long-haired faggots as we walk by But w...

Muffy, She's an American orignal Muffy, Is she vegtable or mineral? Muffy, She lets it all hang out Muffy, She lets it all hang out Muffy, funny and freckly M...

My heart is a flower, Budding, blooming, dripping dew, Dropping petals all over the place, Making a big hopeless mess, Stinking things up, Waiting for someone t...

There is no point to life There is no point to death There is no point in continuing our meetings There is no point in not continuing our meetings There is no ...

Once there was nothing but nothingness Then something happened and now there is somethingness Now there is allness and tallness and smallness Now there is round...

Open the door to your heart and your mind There are so many places to go Open the gateway to a new time There are so many things to know (These next three line...

Nah, but I'm sorry But look I'm sorry But, Rock n Roll? Rock n' Roll will never die It's going nowhere It's here to stay What are you, fucking stupid? I'm sorry...

I'd like to go to Scotland, I'd like to wear I kilt, I'd like to show off my two legs And do just what I wilt I'd like to go to Scotland And show off my two thi...

Sensitive Artist by John S Hall King Missile (dog fly religion) _Fluting On The Hump_ Shimmy Disc 1987 I am a sensitive artist I am a sensitive artist Nobody ...

Sex with you is all I want, Sex with you and sometimes food is all I really want, Sex with you and sometimes food and maybe a movie or a play Is all I really wa...

She was surrounded by a warm glow She felt calm and relaxed For a change It all started to seem so funny to her So meaningless, so beautiful For a change She ...

She had nothing to say She had nothing to say "Well, that's a start," she thought to herself And she picked up her pen and the small notepad And she laid down o...

Holy holy holy all is holy in the sink in the sink all is holy holy holy down the sink holy holy sinking down holy sinking down the hole down the sink holy holy...

I want to go to a place where nobody knows who I am And come back to a place where everyone forgot who I was I want to bury myself and rise from the grave and s...

Take me home, take me home Take me home and throw me down Take me home, take me home Take me home and tie me up Cuz you're the one my body's been waiting aching...

I waited three and a half years for a train to Springfield, Ohio I gave up and I began to walk, but I was so hungry And its a damn good thing I was wearing shoe...

I remember the last time I donated blood The nurse put a bandage on my arm She told me Not to remove it for six hours The time was five o'clock, and at about t...

They put him in the box And they gave him toys to play with They gave him the best of Beethoven And a bowling ball And they told him to invent games They told h...

Sometimes on the subway he felt like a little bunny rabbit With a cute little bunny nose And long floppy ears And a brand new submachine gun And a big bushy tai...

So then I got this idea about driving a cheesecake truck Coz I figured at the end of the day I could take some of the leftover cheesecakes home And I love chees...

And so the very evil children took the dog out to play in the park Then they took him home and refused to set him on fire They were evil evil evil children And ...

Once upon a time, Somewhere in the Ocean somewhere, There lived a Fish, The King of the Fish The King of the Fish was not happy He wanted to be more than just t...

Faces on the walls Invisible faces on the walls Faces of criminals Faces of animals Telling me to cut up your corpse Telling me to paint in your blood Telling m...

In the Neither World, Everything is Versed and Reversed The Neither World Contains and Corrects all Contradictions All Division Collapses into Itself, Into Unit...

And I would go And I would go everyday almost to the sandbox And 'cause I loved the sandbox so much And 'cause I had my pail and my shovel And and my shovel An...

On the morning of the day of the Apocalypse Willy woke up and made himself bacon and eggs and rye toast He did usually eat bacon, but since today was such a spe...

Spare the goats and spoil the lambs Screamed the farm man It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris Run for your life and kill your wife Cries ...

They can put a man on the moon They can make soap out of people And food out of wood They can build machines that do the jobs of Billions of human beings They c...

To Walk Among The Pigs King Missle To walk among the Pigs, To go where the Pigs go, And do as the Pigs do To inhale the pungent stench of the Pigs, And truly...

Clinging to the end of time Crawling stairs, climbing floors Pretend it's such a desperate situation Falling leaves of abstinence Listening in to glistening ski...

When she closed her eyes She saw her planet explode When she closed her eyes She saw her head explode Then she saw that her planet And her head were one She saw...

Why are we trapped here in the dark so long? It's so wet and dark and cold We've done everything you told us to do We've done everything you told us to do Are w...

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4 I was a teenage wuss In junior high school, I had oily, stringy hair and lots of pimples I wore really wussy clothes Most of the other kids ca...

Cherry on the top Like a nuclear warhead Nuclear bom Gonna lift the trigger I had a Dog Fly Religion Neutron On a chocolate sundae Look, mom Fallout is stuck be...