it was new year's eve and i was all but wary
then my girl she decided to smooch mary
no one to smooch i would not be caught dead
then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg
he kissed me
the countdown came
i then puckered up, but little did i know what was about to be up
3-2-1 came he put his hands on my cheek
and in came his tounge throught my lips and my teeth

i went i took the bait because at 12 am i had no date
the kiss was alright but i've done better
it would have been nice, had it not been wetter

yes atom realized this last line made no sense