Well There's A Rumour That's A-Going Around,
There's Lots Of People Trying To Put Me Down,
But I Don't Let That Bother Me

I Guess I'm Not The Worrying Kind,
I Kind Of Like To Leave The Trash Behind,
But They're All Ganging Up On Me

So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
If I Have The Chance I'll Use It
So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
The Boys Have Come, So I'll Prove It

It's Been A Very Disappionting Year,
Didn't Get The Money And My Rent's In Arrear,
And Now The Boys Have Come Round To See

It's Not The Fact That There's Something Wrong,
I've Been Around, This Time That Long
But Now I Guess It's Time To See

So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
If I Have The Chance I'll Use It
So Where's The Show?
I've Got To Know
The Boys Have Come, So I'll Prove It

So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
If I Have The Chance I'll Use It
So Where's The Show?
Oh Where's The Show?
The Boys Have Come, So I'll Prove It

Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
I've Got To Know

Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?
I've Got To Know

Where's The Show?
Where's The Show?