september '75 i was 47 inches high,
my mom said by christmas i would have
a badass mother g-i joe, for your little minds to blow,
i still got beat up after class

yeah

now i'm big and important
one angry dwarf, and 200 solemn faces are you
if you really want to see me,
check the papers and the tv
look who's tellin' who what to do
kiss my ass
goodbye

don't give me that bullshit,
you know who i am
i'm your nightmare little man
vic you stole my lunch money, made me cry
jane remember second grade ?
said you couldn't stand my face
rather than kiss me
you said you'd "rather die"

i'm big and important
one angry dwarf, and 200 solemn faces are you
if you really want to see me,
check the papers and the tv
look who's tellin' who what to do
kiss my ass
goodbye

you'll be sorry one day
yes, you will yes, you will
you shouldn't push me around
cause i will, yes, i will
you will be sorry when i'm big
yes, you will, yes, you will
you'll be sorry

now i'm big and important
one angry dwarf, and 200 solemn faces are you
if you really want to see me,
check the papers and the tv
now look who's tellin' who what to do
kiss my ass

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass, goodbye now

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass, goodbye now

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass, goodbye now

kiss my ass,
kiss my ass goodbye now

sep '75 i was 47 inches hiiiiiiigh
sep '75
sep '75

AHHHHHH