The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end
Had a drop to many
In a toast to all their friends
Movie stars and writers
Are present a to z
Now these ain`t common people
They`re personalities

And they`ve all got a story
Tattle talk from Tinseltown
Some of them survivors
Others gone to ground

There`s Brendan B and Hunter T
Whats a poet got to say
Hunter`s looking for a story
About the IRA
Lenny isn`t laughing
He nearly lost his life
A transexual from the Transvaal
Slipped in as his wife

It`s a star studded scandal
So raise your glass my friend
The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end

And they`ve all got a story
Tattle talk from Tinseltown
Some of them survivors
Others gone to ground

Bukowski wants to talk
But he`s had too much to drink
Threw up in the piano
`Cause he thought it was the sink
Little Richard and Sal Dali
Singing out of key
Both hallucinated
The Sandoz was for free

Osbornes at a party Colin Wilson`s on the line
Saying listen Johnny Baby
That catchphrase is mine"

Flynn and Reed in conversation
Reowned throughout the land
Used a calculator
Workout who`s the better man
Now Errols` got the looks
And Ollis` got the strenght
One is talking numbers
And the others` talking lenght

Fattys feeling frisky
Orders more champagne
Women run out screaming
"Oh no not again!"

And they`ve all got a story
Tattle talk from Tinseltown
Some of them survivors
Others gone to ground

It`s a star studded scandal
So raise your glass my friend
The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end

The Messiahs of the milk bar
Hellraisers to the end