Hey, Jen, I know what you're thinking
That now's as good as any to start drinking
(Hey, Scottie!)
Yeah?
(What's it gonna be?)
One gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me
Man, I know, I've gotta go
It's the same thing everytime
But I don't think another drink's gonna
Make me lose my mind
So I'll think about tomorrow next drink
And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight

Well, I know this cat named Mo
And he wanders to and fro
He's in my old favorite watering hole

I says, "Hey, Mo, how you doing?
Where have you been?"
He says, "I've been following my
Whiskey, wine and gin"
Oh man, I know, I gotta go
It's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna
Make me lose my mind
So I'll think about tomorrow next drink
And it's you & me & then bottle makes 3 tonight
C'mon, daddy, let's give 'em the drink!
Alright, kid, let's swing it now, baby, c'mon!

Hey, Jen, I know what you're thinking
That now's as good as any to start drinking
(Hey, Scottie!)
Yeah?
(What's it gonna be?)
One gin and tonic sounds mighty, mighty good to me
Oh man, I know, I've gotta go
It's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink's gonna
Make me lose my mind
So I'll think about tomorrow next drink
And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight
And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight
And it's you & me & the bottle makes 3 tonight
Hey, bartender! I think I need another drink!
Whaddya mean, it's last call?
I just got here!