Start the day!
Drink
Oh! A bottle of wine down

Mid-day!
Drink
Oh! A bottle of whiskey down

It makes no sense,
You be telling us lies
You be telling us lies
You told us you're going straight
Now on the concrete with a busted face

Todd, please put down that whiskey bottle
Todd, put the lousy bottle down

Yes!

Too many nights, crashing your car
Your face looks like it's thirty-five
Rise up from the bug infested couch
You lose your girlfriend while you're killing yourself

You start fights that you can't win
You have a new developed sense of sin
I tell you, man, you have got to stop
All of your friends have left you now to rot

Don't be telling us lies (No!)
I think he's telling you lies (Nuh-uh!)
See, wait, no, I saw him just last week
He left the city on his own to get clean

Todd, he's out back, he's breaking bottles
Todd's tossing lousy bottles down
Todd's finally breaking the bottle
Dirt, glass, and whiskey's on the ground

Yes!

He's my friend!