Deus does not exist
But if he does,
He lives in the sky above me,
In the fattest largest cloud up there
He is whiter than white and cleaner than clean
He wants to reach me
Deus does not exist
But if he does I always notice him
Getting ready in his airy room
He is picking his gloves so gently off
He wants to touch me
I’m walking humbly down a tiny street
Pulling my collar it gets bigger
I once met him
It really surprised me
He put me in a bath tub
Made me squeeky clean
Really clean
To create a universe you must taste the forbidden fruit
He said hi I said hi
I was still clean
Deus does not exist
But if he does he’d want to get down from that cloud
First marzipan fingers than marble hands
More silent than silence and slower than slow
Diving towards me
My collar is huge room for two hands,
They start at the chest and move slowly down
I thought I had seen everything
He wasn’t white and fluffy
He just had sideburns
He just had sideburns and a quiff
He said hi I said hi
I was still clean
I was squeeky clean
I was surprised
Just as you would be
Deus deus
He does not exist
Deus deus