I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know because

In my lab I got fist
In my lab I got rhymes
In my lab I got funk in my la
You can smell it when before you stepped in my la
So loud make a brotha go deafed in my la
The mad scientist I'm straight mad in my la
Blowin up *** like Baghdad in my la
Spies try to spy try to see up in my la
Now private eyes hound while I be up in my lab cause
I know something that I can't tell
Won't find out cause I keep it so well
You can bang on my head till my head swell
I got a new formula I can't tell

Where I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a so
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know because

In my lab I got beats
In my lab I got feet
In my lab they try to creep in my la
Conspiricists try to find out secrets to the la
But information won't leak cause I keeps it in the la
Top security so thieves can't na
No way to obtain, no way to have
You can't grab on to what's not possible
Why risk your life going through these obstacles
Don't even try to get it
Don't even try to get it
A lotta people attempt it, but they gotta get it
And when they gotta get it, yo the secret's hidden
That's just the way the song's written, bro

I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a so
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ho and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know cause

I know something that I can't tell
I know something that I can't tell
I know something that I can't tell
I know something that I can cause

In my lab I got beats
In my lab I got feet
In my lab I got rhymes
In my lab I got funk
In my lab I got skills
In my lab I got rhythm
In my lab I got this
In my lab I got that
In my lab I got all
In my lab I got of
In my lab I got you
In my lab I got wantin
In my lab I got to
In my lab I got listen
In my lab I got funk in my lab (yeah)

Now you can smell it when before you stepped in my la
Make Dex go deaf when I'm bumpin in my la
Huh? What? (pickypicky)
Talk about huh? What? What'd ya say?

I got a secret formula
It's got a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret formula
It's a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a so
I got a secret formula
It's just a little bit'a ha and a little bit'a ho
I got a secret, so keep it on the low
Never tell ya make sure nobody know

Dexter: Let the science begin!