i never thought i'd eat alone
i burped the loudest on the phone
i traced the menu back to the bar
i never ever thought i could walk that far

i took my time
ate some cheese
i forgot that i had the lime

i never tried to lose some weight
16 and still not a single date
cause im fat and an ass
hell i cant even fit in my cast
i finally found a place where i
can find my rediculous size
i couldent wait till i got home
to pass the time in my kitchen alone

i never thought id eat alone
another six months ill still eat unknown
give all my chicken to some other kitchen
ill never set foot in that kitchen again
ill close it up bored it up remember the time that i drank the cup
of liquid lard in the hall please tell jennie craig this is all her fault

i never tried to lose some weight
16 and still not a single date
cause im fat and an ass
hell i cant even fit in my cast
i finally found a place where i
can find my rediculous size
i couldent wait till i got home
to pass the time in my kitchen alone