Come na sing with me, proper chrimbo,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo,

On the seven days of Christmas my true love came to me,
A peregrine falcon, proper bo I tell thee,
She had two trainers and a beanie hat,
A new set of headphones all shining black,
I didn't sleep that night,
For Santa to come,
I wet the bed, that's what I had done,
Cos Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle of wee,
With a ho ho and a silent night,
A little chipolata I'll be feeling alright,
Turkeys on the table, which brings a crowd,
Celebrate chrimbo I tell thee all

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Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
Hold up your Christmas tree, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
So excited you might wee, proper chrimbo, proper chrimbo,

You-whoo
Ho, ho, ho
I'm a bad mo-fo,
I got presents y'all for the two by two,
They goes watch out cos i got time for you,
Super funky and you're one of us,
Watch out Santa cos here i come,
I sleep on the floor,
Never ever on the bed,
That's Santa's style, all in your head,
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee,
Got gifts for y'all, what you got for me,
Chamone, chamone, chamone, chamone,
Chamone check, check tha-cone,
I said bubbles ain't a monkey,
She can move real funky,
Chamone check, check tha-cone,
That's right, oww

Come now sing with me, proper chrimbo,
selecta,
sing with me,
I take you for a drink with me, proper chrim