by Bob Dylan

Long-distance operator,
Place this call, it's not for fun
Long-distance operator,
Please, place this call, you know it's not for fun
I gotta get a message to my baby,
You know, she's not just anyone

There are thousands in the phone booth,
Thousands at the gate
There are thousands in the phone booth,
Thousands at the gate
Ev'rybody wants to make a long-distance call
But you know they're just gonna have to wait

If a call comes from Louisiana,
Please, let it ride
If a call comes from Louisiana,
Please, let it ride
This phone booth's on fire,
It's getting hot inside

Ev'rybody wants to be my friend,
But nobody wants to get higher
Ev'rybody wants to be my friend,
But nobody wants to get higher
Long-distance operator,
I believe I'm stranglin' on this telephone wire