If I had a dime for each time that I told you
And a nickel for each time that I tried to warn you
You’d be getting ready to go out and looking for something to wear
You wouldn’t be all alone at home in your chair
Now a woman needs a man that she can depend on
Not just some guy who comes ’round when he wants some
If I told you once I’ve told you twice
Someday you’d have to pay the price
But you wouldn’t listen
And now you’ve finally opened up your eyes and found that love has changed
Well hey now with reason

That’s rich so rich
That’s rich so rich

Well this is one fine way for things to have worked out
What goes around comes around oh the way things turn about
Homeboy vato loco latin love macho man
Trying to get around every able-bodied woman that you can

What’s good for the goose is good for the gander
Well look who’s a clown and a great pretender
You’ve got to start to realize there’s so much more in this whole world
Than your little pinga
Think with the head between your shoulders and not the one about your belvic region

That’s rich
So rich
That’s rich
So rich

Blow daddy grease it up, grease it up, grease it up now

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