Muskrat, muskrat, candlelight
Doing the town and doing it right
In the evening
It's pretty pleasing

Muskrat Suzie
Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug
Out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
Sam is so skinny

[CHORUS]

And they whirl and they twirl
And they tango
Singing and jinging a jango
Floating like the heavens above
Looks like muskrat love

Nibbling on bacon
Chewing on cheese
Sam says to Suzie, honey
Would you please be my Mrs
Suzie says yes with her kisses

Now he's tickling her fancy
Rubbing her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now
Anything goes as they wriggle
Sue starts to giggle

[Repeat CHORUS 2x]

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