i have a friend
she's been a good friend of
mine for some time
says she has a friend
who's fallin' for me
she likes the way I rhyme my word
and in the end
my best friend says
she wants a piece of me too
i have a friend
he says he's a friend of mine for some time
says his girlfriend has a thing for me
and they'd like to work me
in the end
he said he'd like to know
if i think about her too
what am i to do

with sweet n sour bushes?
my sweet n sour bushes
strike

i have a friend,
he's much older than me and he's still kicking
says he has a friend on the floor above
she's a widow in doubt and headed for her end
she said she'd like a young man with
energy for two
what am i to do

with sweet n sour bushes?
my sweet n sour bushes
strike
they just want their buttons pushed

i had a friend,
she'd been a friend since childhood
said she wouldn't beg
for my love to come around her true
and in the end
i couldn't have saved her anyway
i couldn't have saved her anyway

my sweet n sour bushes
strike