Don't open the box , take the money
Take it to the shops where we can spend it all, honey

On 90's memorabilia and rock 'n' roll records
And experience the genius of Terrence and Leonard
Send them victorious, happy and glorious
Long to reign over us in the studio for us

My eyes have seen the glory of the legend
And the story of Feather cropped
And blow dried hair
Clever clogs and Lionel Blair's

And I won't be watching TV any more
I'll poke my TV eyes out at the door
Nail my other records to the record shelf
Enlighten, educate and entertain myself
Listening to the sound of Lenny and Terrence