You stabbed me in the back you fucking jerk
Don't try to deny it, it just makes it worse
Your fucking actions are so cheap
You talked about me when I went to sleep
But surprise, surprise I heard your fucking punk ass!

Please explain to me why I'm so fucked
What did I do to lose your trust?
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So just put that thing in my back just a little deeper!

What the fuck? You say I'm weird
Should I kick back and have a beer?
Mousse my hair? Smoke some hash?
Or lay around all day on my ass
Just like you? Then I'd be cool!

What did I do to make you dislike me so?
I thought we were tight after all those pornos
When I talked about you I was always sincere
So fuck no, you can't have any of my diet rootbeer!