All the good girls are scared of me
Even though I've done nothing wrong
They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be
I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn

I got one of those haircuts and a distant stare
And some cardio for my lungs
Then I shaved my chest hair there's nothing there
I ain't never got nothin' done

Well as I look out from under my Itty Bitty Booklight
I think how my friends think I should get on that horse again
Well maybe they got a point cause I sit alone here every night
And talk to myself as I apply face cream before bed

All the good girls are scared of me
Even though I've done nothing wrong
They say I'm tryin' harder than I have to be
I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn

I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn
I ain't tryin' to cut no ones lawn

Good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl
Would you think that it'd be better if I lied
You and me are gonna make it if we try

Oh Good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl
You know what cause I know what you really like
Imitate Austin Powers all the time

Oh Good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl

Oh Good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl
Did you hafta be a good girl