I'll march no longer
I'll fight no more
You can send out all the track snivelers,
But I'm done with war
Wind him up, bring him back
Conscript, deserter
The Worm Drink is loose
Wind him up, bring him back
Conscript, deserter
The proof is in the juice
University Boulevard
New Hampshire Avenue
Tick Tock Liquor
Thunderbird
And now that we have totally lost all composure,
We will wither from exposure beneath the sun
Wind him up, bring him back
Conscript, deserter
The Worm Drink is loose
Wind him up, bring him back
Conscript, deserter
The proof is in the juice
If you see me at the bottom,
Please bring me my running shoes
And if you see me getting caught up,
Yeah, you know what to do
I'll march no longer
I'm done with war
Send out your snivelers,
But I'll march no more
Wind him up, bring him back
Conscript, deserter
The Worm Drink is loose
Wind him up, bring him back
Conscript, deserter
The proof is in the juice