Don't take them faces if they got a little sinicle down
Yeah, can you smell the stare?
I have no skill but I am hostile and I turn it around
And just remember
I'm no cynic,
You know I'm just getting bored

I'm no cynic, no I've got a heart of gold, oh oh oh
They say I'm cold cold cold, man you are so cold
I'm super sweet sealed with a kiss
Don't get offended if there's something you miss!

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I only show you what I want you to see
I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing (you see them laughing)
Don't follow 'em
Cause they're not part of my joke

I'd always be just who you want me to be
And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic
You'll never see
Cause your not in on the joke

I got my picture in the Beverly, my parents are proud
Hey kid, that's not a bad job, yeah
Next thing you know, peculiar faces start hanging around
Dear lord, could you spare me?
I've just got one side to show you all
My ass is awesome, so smile when your kissing it,
Oh oh, oh-oh, oh

They say I'm cold cold cold, man you are so cold
I'm super sweet sealed with a kiss
Call your professor if there's something you missed!

[Chorus:]

I only show you what I want you to see
I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing (you see them laughing)
Don't follow 'em
Cause they're not part of my joke

I'd always be just who you want me to be
And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic
You'll never see
Cause your not in on the joke

No you don't know!
You don't know me
No you don't know!
You don't know me
No you don't know me!
No-ooh-oh oh, no-ooh-oh oh!

[Chorus:]

I only show you what I want you to see
I got my tongue, tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing!
Don't follow 'em, cause they're part of my joke

I'd always be just who you want me to be
And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic
You'll never see
Cause your not in on the joke