Mr Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss
Ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Well the first thing I do is
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micro manage (like a boss)
Promote synergy (like a boss)
Hit on de€brah (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh, fuck me a can't fucking do it shit
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You chop you balls off and die?
Hell yea
I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick?
Nope
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Naw that aint me
Ok well this has been eye opening for me
I'm da boss
Yea I know I got that you said that 400 times
I'm da boss
Yeah, yeah I got it
I'm da boss
Ok great I heard you, bye
Like a boss