When I met you, you were off course
Fate's winds blew you to my sand
You said, "My! What beauty lies here!"
But you just needed some dry land

You hired hands to recruit me
But them uniforms don't suit me
Well, if Dumbshit You donOt care
To give something new a try,
Just sail your ship by

Found you storm-tossed, off the whale's roads,
Seaweed-necklaced, all soiled and green
Led you uphill I fed you plenty
Your mates drank with my best fifteen

But once you saw you wouldn't rule me
You pulled out all the stops to fool me,
With flattery only to confound me
Then deflowered all the bounty!
Look, if you're too scared to bear
To open one spare blue eye,
Just sail your ship by

Oh, look at you! Look at you!
You dress like a pirate! a devil!
Well, I work another level
Some might call higher But I ain't talking height
I've just found fire's better used for light
Heads up, all you bankrolled babes,
Here's a beam to blast your astrolabes!
And if you dare not even spare
One minute bare spot in your mind
sail your ship by