Take a ride to the other side of the town
Your eyes are open wide, look around
And find out where you're going
Social lady is a lawnchair wife,
With a new hairstyle, and a different life
Sleeps alone in her bed at night

Chorus:
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair
I don't have a tie to wear
I don't have a tie
To wear to your affair
I don't have a tie to wear

Take a ride to the other side of the town
Your eyes are open wide, look around
And find out where you're going

Heavy Mary has to dance alone
Till her weekend man comes to take her home
Mary's ready, but she has to say no

Repeat chorus

Oh, play children
Play the game for free
Oh, play children
Play the game for free

Take a ride to the other side of the town
Your eyes are open wide, look around
And find out where you're going

Give a hand to your favorite son
When he tries to walk and you make him run,
Run son

Repeat chorus