He's back, and he's got a new trick!
Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time!
The last time, you saw him!
Now you can see we really adore him!

You might think his new trick is sick,
Sawing a pigeon in half with a stick!
Look at the pigeon, now it's in two!
Oh my, it's rear end is having a poo!

Look at the mess,
In aisle two!
Aisle two,
That's the place where they store the Ragu!
There's so much Ragu